I Smell Like A Guy

So I work in the mall, and on my break I went shopping, I need new pants you see.....

So I'm walking through a department store and this stupid ***** sprays me with CK One perfume, the male version, she's like "Something to buy for your boyfriend..."

So I like practically die right there, and now I find out it's not coming off, even after my shower ranting ***** must have gotten it in my hair or something....

So that's my story for the day, thank you come again 🤺

enjoy the experience while u can

At least she didn't spray you with Lynx.

or stetson.

I think I'm gonna die from inhaling this stuff droolio and it's been hours too.....

And isn't Lynx like Axe, I love Axe 😍 well on guys anyways....

At least she didnt spray Axe on you. Axe is pretty strong

The kilo one smells sweet though 😊

In one of my magazines there's this girl who's like "I wear axe deoderant, I dislike the girly fruity smells." and I think she's just butch 😊 I love my perfumes

Try Axe Tsunami. I got dizzy inhaling the damn stuff after about 4 hours. Its really strong 😬

There's so many now, I like the older classics sneaky2 oh and I love the commercials!

Originally posted by Imaginary
At least she didn't spray you with Lynx.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or stetson.

Well they came out with Axe deoderant sticks and they suck 😛 Sometimes people take products to far.

The best are the originals ✅
And Swiss Army droolio

This stuff smells good to ✅

oh yes eyes

Yardley...*Wince*

Originally posted by Imaginary
At least she didn't spray you with Lynx.

and what is wrong with lynx? 😛

silver, at least its better than a guy getting sprayed with girl stuff. 😘

yea, some girls think its funny.......
Its not funny.

And I hate Axe! It smells like crap, Its the poor-man's deoderant/cologne

"I Smell Like A Guy"

I'd still do you.

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
yea, some girls think its funny.......
Its not funny.

And I hate Axe! It smells like crap, Its the poor-man's deoderant/cologne

The funny thing is I agree with that last statement but I still use Axe because I got more than one bottle a year ago and now I have to use it up... disgust

smell is half of what gives women power over men
without it, the stringer willed men can escape you're thrall

ps. the other half is boobies 😉