Who has ever heard of RED DWARF?

You heard.

And no, not really... Jusy addictions arnet always good u no

really well too bad theres nothing i can do bout it

We're getting a wee bit off topic now, aren't we?

Sorry. We are friends and I LOVE THAT LINE!!!!!!

RED DWARF RULZ!!!

We are talking jape of the decade, we are talking APril May June July AND August Fool.

What a classic Red Dwarf moment.

There are just soooo many!

how bout... in the ep terrorform (I think its called) how kryten says about the mechanoid sayiong"

01001101001101 (Or whatev!) Which means dont stand around blabbering when youre in mortal danger.

or something like that n e way!

😂

Or: I dont care what model it was: No vacuum cleaner should give a man a double polaroid1

ROFL!!!!! 😆 😂 😆 😂 LMAO!

I think the look on lister's face when he first igures out what the photos are is CLASSIC! 😂

i absolutely love red dwarf one of my favorite sitcoms of all time i have series 1-6 on dvd and 7-8 on vhs 😄

Red Dwarf was SO awesome.

Originally posted by Deano
great sitcom..i love it

shud be in the tv forum though

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i bet ya bloody do! slaggin' it off the other week! was ya?! yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh

Red Dwarf is genius

Originally posted by mr-savonty
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i bet ya bloody do! slaggin' it off the other week! was ya?! yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh

Red Dwarf is genius

talkin out ya ass...again
i said it ay as good as ofah or men behaving badly
ya big head

Red Dwarf? Never heard of the smeggin' show.

lol

great show i think there is a thread for this already though 😖

ahh well the dancing Rimmers is one of the greatest moments in tv history IMO

I put this in the scifi section before i knew there was was a tv talk one...
How did it get here?

Is it me, or is Rimmer the only guy in the world who can make the word "git" into the funniest word of all time? Only Chris Barrie can say "git" and get such laughs from a stupid three letter word.

*looks over past posts that I missed before*
WTF!!! okay, i'm scared now

i dont get whats with a lot of that stuff.... but back to red dwarf!!!

I like that little song that goes with the dancing rimmers...

Hes arnold arnold arnold rimmer...

It' just soo annoying that you GOTTA love the TUNE!!!

I like what lister says as theyre coming out...

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I guess kryt's plan WORKED! huh?

alltime fav line to say: WE ARTE ALL GONNA DIE!!

YAY!!! I am a fish. (x400) *does silly little dance*
*faints*

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Originally posted by grade 3 ol
*looks over past posts that I missed before*
WTF!!! okay, i'm scared now

i dont get whats with a lot of that stuff.... but back to red dwarf!!!

I like that little song that goes with the dancing rimmers...

Hes arnold arnold arnold rimmer...

It' just soo annoying that you GOTTA love the TUNE!!!

I like what lister says as theyre coming out...

3343434

I guess kryt's plan WORKED! huh?

alltime fav line to say: WE ARTE ALL GONNA DIE!!

YAY!!! I am a fish. (x400) *does silly little dance*
*faints*

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duh!

Its a classic sumone give me some money so i can buy the DVDs

The Line at the end of queeb has gotta be the funniest ever, not only the joke but the delivery also, its just a near perfect joke. or the norWEB joke lol.
"Busy, Dave?"
"Well, yeah. I am, actually."
"Oh, then you won't want to know about the two super-light-speed fighters that are tracking us."
"What?!"
"I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate."
"No, Hol, come on, come on."
"They're from Earth."
"Three million years away?"
"They're from the NorWEB federation."
"What's that?"
"The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave."
"Me? Why? What for?"
"For your crimes against humanity."
"You what!"
"It seems when you left Earth three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen."
"Did I?"
"You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?"
"Yeah. They go all mouldy."
"Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in a bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own ninety-eight percent of all the world's wealth, but since you've hoarded it for three million years nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB."
"Why NorWEB? "
"You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds."
"A hundred and eighty billion pounds! You're kidding!"
"April fool."
"But it's not April."
"Yeah, I know, but I could hardly wait six months with a red-hot jape like that under my belt."

Best episodes are Back to reality (a nice smeg up on that episode too 😛) or Meltdown (1 word, Ghandi)

I wish they would hurry up with the Red Dwarf film. Been in the development hell for a good 10 years as the movie studio wanted Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson in it when Grant/Naylor originally pitched it. They told him where to go.