Battle Me!
Pick a character and battle me.
Rules:
1. You cannot make up abilities [like saying Batman can fly]
2. One "move" at a time.
3. Only one character [like, you cant say, all of the Justice League, just one member of the Justice League]
4. Two different KMC members can unite to defeat another [you can get a friend to be spiderman, and you be batman to defeat like, the Hulk]
5. No two of the same characters can battle [Superman cant fight superman]
[Deadpool]
I've been hired by a short, squeeky little man that goes by the line, "Penguin". Oh my, how ingenius. The little prick's paying me good cash to bash your bat face in, so I've gone through the liberty of having weasel cross reference Batman's height and weight with every citizen in Gotham, obviously ignored the po' folk, and come up with this.
Bruce Wayne. What a stupid name. Anywhoo, here I am, sneaking in through one of the upstairs windows... when I weasel chimes in 'bout some sort of alarm goin' off.
Oh boy.
Next thing ya know, I'm facin' the 'Batman'.
K. Let's see, Deadpool would doubtlessly start by opening fire on Batman with dual SMGs and rambling on about how bats are blind and very small, whereas batman... well... isn't.
[Batman] (Deadpool's dual SMG firing) Brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt........I leap out the window just before any bullets strike my body!
Quick Freezes' ice also stops Deadpool's bullets in mid air (very cool effect).
Wings spanned out, I glide to my Batmobile and race off to the docks, away from the city, diverting the fight away from the harming of innocent civilians.