Luke vs. Buck
Legendary throwdown:
Luke Skywalker
vs.
Buck Rogers
Buck: been around since the 30's
Luke: nod to Buck Rogers
ADVANTAGE: Buck
Buck: wore tight skin white jump suit
Luke: at least wore more than one outfit
ADVANTAGE: Luke
Buck: token babe was Colonel Dearing
Luke: only babe to ogle after was Leia
ADVANTAGE: Buck
Buck: Sidekick was Twiki, voiced by Mel Blanc
Luke: R2 and C-3P0, who made the cover of Time back in '77
ADVANTAGE: Luke
Represent!
Buck: Hails from Earth, home of American Idol
Luke: lived on Tattooine, and never exposed to Simon's $hitty attitude (that judge has no taste whatsoever!)
ADVANTAGE: Luke
Who's Yer Buddy?
Buck: Dr. Theopolis, a circular faceplate who looks like a refugee from Chuck E Cheese
Luke: 'Gentle Ben' Kenobi, last of the Jedi Knights
ADVANTAGE: Luke
Playa-Hata!
Buck: Princess Ardala, who had a mad-on for the hero
Luke: Vader, who owes Luke allowance for the past 20+ years
ADVANTAGE: Buck (hey, who doesn't want a hot looking lady hating your guts?)
Embarrassing moment:
Buck: Every other episode
Luke: Holiday Special
ADVANTAGE (unfortunately): Luke
Close competition, but the winner is..... Luke!
"Damn, I'm smooth..."