Airport Security
Airport Security these days is a pain in the ass. When I was getting back from my trip, they had to check my passport at least five times. Then, at the Atlanta airport, I was goin through the little metal detector gate thing, right? And it doesn't beep or anything but this guy says "please step over here" so I goes over there and this lady had to check me for shoe bombs... I don't see any resemblance between myself and a terrorist...