The "Jump to hasty conclusions" thread

What you're pregnant? Who's the father? 😠

its not not me 😐

What do you mean you had an affair? Am I not worth anything to you anymore!! sneaky2

zomgwtfz0r!!1!one!!eleven! i cannot beleive you ate all my blurdy cake!

ALL of the cake! how could eat ALL of it by yourelf? are you a greedy pig!

Hasty conclusions? I believe there is a invisible number past the ones indicating the pages on this tread and when you'll click on it you'll open up a portal to the minds of those who have posted here and be allowed to make them type what ever you want! So far this theory has proved itself quite well!

Bumped for Moira

Moose is a horny, ignorant spazz boy just because he cant be bothered to read things in thier entirety!
I feel better now. Thanx hun.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Moose is a horny, ignorant spazz boy just because he cant be bothered to read things in thier entirety!
I feel better now. Thanx hun.

That's quite allright.

And...you LOVE ME? 😱

Oh i see how it is! We have a few problems and you go running off to the first moose you find!?!?! Fine! Be that way!

For the millionth time I do not run the streets at night covered head to toe in tofu!!!

Thats it... Im done with you all.

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I cannot believe you just, basically, called me a whore mhm

I'll stay... but only for the sexah Tom sig

So now your hitting on my sig!?!?!?! Maybe you should leave!!!

CLOUDS!!!!!!!!?????????? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!????????

You guys are major drug lords..... 😑

says you moosEy

You ran over my hampster?!

How dare you call my hamster that! furious