Joey had just squeezed off three vicious, warm, particularly liquid farts and and was now trying with all his might to suck down from the back of his nose a huge gob of hardened snot that felt as big as a human embryo. Ignoring the dog feces crusted under his fingernails from several weeks earlier, he reached deep into his throat, pulled loose some partially digested food, swallowed it, and continued making hamburgers for the handicapped Special Ed kids.