PotC Quote Game

There are lots of these on other forums, but there isn't one for PotC, and i'm bored, so 😱 here it is!!

The idea is to have a complete conversation using only quotes from the film.. put the name of the character who says the line after the quote.

So here goes..

Hello chum!
Pintel

"ello poppet!"
pintel

What's your name?
Murtogg

What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Jack Sparrow

Oh good! No worries then!
Jack

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Jack

Yep
Jack

This is either madness... or brilliance.
will

Well you've proved they're mad!
Will

At the moment?
will

.. Crazy like Jack!
Gibbs

Inescapably.
jack

You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl?
Will

"Commandeer." We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
jack..

(this is fun!)

I see.. well Mr. Turner, if you're hoping to brave all, hasten to the rescue and so win 'Fair Lady's heart'.. you're going to have to it alone mate.
Jack

"Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don’t want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?"
GIBBS

Not probable.
Jack

: I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Young Elizabeth

That's not true!
Will