Kangaroo

I was once kidnapped by a kangaroo, but i got away safely......What would you do in my position, how would you get away.....???

beat that kangaroo with a shiny blunt foreign object. If I cannot get possession of that, then I will circumcise it. OUCH!

I would fake a suicide

I would convince him that Im also a Kangaroo......so then we mated and had a family.2 years later I finaly got away =]

I would pretend to be dead then when he goes to find his first aid kit I would safely cross the river.

kick em in the the big red thingbetween there legs if ya can thats the only way.

.................and dont ask me how i know i just do

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I live in Kangeroo Country and they never tried to kidnap anyone...

Originally posted by smoker4
I would fake a suicide

Get Away?!? confused1
Why do you want to get away?
Living inside a cosy pouch..getting carried around? sounds good to me!

Take ME kangaroo!!! clap

Awww Kangaroo 😊

Kangaroo in my backyard 😱

I want to be in your backyard! 😱

that kangaroo just stole my baby!

Oh well....

You have a BABY, Mist?! 😱

does it bounce