jedi lightsabres, red, blue, green, yellow, purple

I have you now 😮‍💨

Not in here. 😛

😂 Mace, the Jedi Pimp Master.

😆 nice pic

meh, i like maces saber

i cant belive you pulled that out smoke "King of the Pics"

sorry Rex i had to test him, but yeah, they tottally went against the whole Jedi arent fancy and flashy thing with mace

Sorry Rex 😮

Originally posted by Captain REX
Not in here. 😛

😂 Mace, the Jedi Pimp Master.

when he arrests palpatine....

"your under arrest chancellor, nobody messes with the pimpster!!!!"

"are you threating me master jedi"
*mace backhands palpatine across the face

"nah we here to pimpslap yo ho as*"

MACE: You under arrest by the Pimp Master of the Force, *****...

PALPATINE: Are you threaten-

*Mace backhands him*

MACE: Shut yo face, ho!

PALPATINE: Yes, Pimp Master Jedi...

*Mace backhands him again*

MACE: I said shut yo face!

😆

he looks to kit fisto, saesee tiin, and agen kolar,
"get him hoes!"

*Fisto, Tiin, and Kolar walk past Mace wearing skimpy miniskirts and massive sticks and start beating Palpatine down*

now THATS funny. 😱 😆 🤣 😆

Anakin walks in*

YO! was you doin to my homie!?

Boy i told you Anakin, and i tried tellin this jive turkey, My pimp hand is waaaay strong!

Anakin to mace 'Does he deserve to die'?

Mace 'Yes he deserves to die and i hope he burns in hell'

They ate me! A f#@king shark ate me!

Anakin: Master, can you stop yelling please?

Mace: NO I CANT STOP YELLIN' , CAUSE THIS IS HOW I TALK! NOW I TOLD YOU, IM A BAD MOTHER...

Anakin: Shut your mouth, Master.

AW das it boy! Kit! Get my pimp mobile!!!

Kit gets speeder*

Mace- We takin dis punk to the temple for some old schoo beaten!

''When Windu Is Pointing His Lightsaber Against Palps Infront Of Anakin''

SAM: YEAHH!! WHAT AREU GOING TO DO NOW? IM MASTER WINDU *****...THE MASTER WITH A PIMPGOLD HANDLE''

ANAKIN: NO MASTER DO....(interrrupt)

SAM: THIS MOTHA**** HAS TO DIE *****...CUZ.........HE AINT COOL..IM THE ONE THAT IS 😉

ANAKIN....NOOOOO!!!

SAM...IM MASTER WINDU ***** WHILE HES FROWN OF THE OFFICE.

*Mace screams from outside*

"Ohhhhh...You think thats funneh...? I'll be back fo' my money...
...Not SOME of mahh money... But ALLLLL my money.....!!!!!!!"

*Mace is promptly rescued by a coruscant cab driver who floors it immediatly with his platforms with the fish in the heels......*

*Anakin looks out and curses Windu, jealous of his lightsaber hilt, and dreams of OGing someday......*

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