Mara Jade Skywalker vs Bastila Shan

lolz.. First Mara will do some kinda weird OMG TELEPORT CUZ I HAVE EVERYTHING SET UP 5 HRS AGO.. NOW BLAST U WITH DA DEATHSTAR. MUHAHAHA

then.. Revan appears and deflects the beam at mara..
then yoda appears and uses force absorb to absorb the beam, gaining uber powers and 50 trillinon more years of life..

then Luke appears and uses force everything and kills the force, fufilling Darth Traya's dream..
Then they all live in peace without the force.. except Nihily and Sion die cuz they are addicted to the Force.

Alt ending: They die cuz they can't live without the force xD
but i don't want Bas and Revan to die. or Yoda...

Mara would use a rock, some pieces of her lightsaber hilt, and chewing gum to make an anti-Luke ray.

She's the MacGuyver of Star Wars.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I read 'm ...

I'll break your rules.

I'd like that

Can I break your rules too ?

No, but you can break NonSensi-Klown's balls.

I think I'll pass on that one

The only thing he'd end up breaking is his hand if he tried.

Can't hurt steel? Why do you have steel balls?

Lost 'em in the war.

On terror.

Bastila becuase..... erm...... She WTFpwned Jolee and Juhani in the force. Er...... Mara's never done that so...... Bastila wins!! Now I can be Happy!!!

In Private. With the light off. And the curtains drawn. And that Japanesse Midgit that stalks me from room to room watching. Oooh yeah, that's the good stuff.

Japanesse Midgit! Stop Humping the desk!!! (sprays with WATER)

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Lost 'em in the war.

On terror.

That must have hurt.

Liam Neeson fought for two days with an arrow through his testicles. James Bond got his balls whacked with a rope and laughed.

I, of course, cringed.

Liam Neeson's da man. I actually saw him in this movie last night, taken... and for a fifty-something year old dude, he's got the moves. And James Bond was probably very amused by the gay-ness of the whole thing.

I saw him in Batman Begins last night, what a great villain he is.

Both Scarecrow and Joker kick his ass.

Liam Neeson a villain?

I always imagine him as the best, most noble guy in every movie.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Both Scarecrow and Joker kick his ass.

Actually, his character, Ra's A Ghul, would effortlessly crush both of them, at the same time, in a fight.