Munk-luck And The Flava Of A Rhino: Fallafell In The Smonch!

Started by Lan©eWindu™3 pages

Wow...that post made no sense whatsoever. Congratulations.

Did you just say "Me!", or did you wonder why? That little black bird is eating your pie! You do realise that your nom de plume is 'LanceWindu', don't you? Oh, well...I guess I'll have to feed you to the trees...They've been mightily grumpy about not having any dead wood to chew on recently...The damn cannibals! It's sick, but they don't care...

Maybe a resurgence in 'For the sake of the frozen fish.' will put paid to 'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?''s thoughts of fulfillment...Who knows such things? Only the people. It is your voice, now let it speak!

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Did you just say "Me!", or did you wonder why? That little black bird is eating your pie! You do realise that your nom de plume is 'LanceWindu', don't you? Oh, well...I guess I'll have to feed you to the trees...They've been mightily grumpy about not having any dead wood to chew on recently...The damn cannibals! It's sick, but they don't care...

Maybe a resurgence in 'For the sake of the frozen fish.' will put paid to 'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?''s thoughts of fulfillment...Who knows such things? Only the people. It is your voice, now let it speak!

I worry about you...

Do they let you use computers in mental institutions nowadays?

sp_ike

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Do they let you use computers in mental institutions nowadays?

Only if you are the warden or one of his/her young whipper-snappers...I happen to be a chandelier, so I'm afraid I can't...I look at the little pictures though and occasionally I transmigrate my euphoric energy into tip-taps on the kip-kap-keyboard.

Do they let you use your brain in your head nowadays?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Only if you are the warden or one of his/her young whipper-snappers...I happen to be a chandelier, so I'm afraid I can't...I look at the little pictures though and occasionally I transmigrate my euphoric energy into tip-taps on the kip-kap-keyboard.

Do they let you use your brain in your head nowadays?

Brain?! I never got one!
Dammit..who's giving out brains?

*goes off in hunt of a brain*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Brain?! I never got one!
Dammit..who's giving out brains?

*goes off in hunt of a brain*

If needed, I believe you can buy them in the frozen food section of your local supermarket...under the pseudonym, 'Peas'.

Welcome.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
If needed, I believe you can buy them in the frozen food section of your local supermarket...under the pseudonym, 'Peas'.

Welcome.

I went but they were all sold out cry

I will have to put up with this empty cavity for a while longer me thinks...

bangin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I will have to put up with this empty cavity for a while longer me thinks...

Ya can nae THINK wid no brain, ya blaggard! Ya tellin' me an' me hook porkies, ain't ya! Arghh, I'll ave ya guts for garters, I will...

Cue Benny Hill Style Music....

*runs around*

Ahhh!!! Gahhhh! Haaaaahhhhh! All sense is gone, in an insane world only the mad are sane.

How about if you sense the insanity but think it's normal and yet consider yourself insane?

another boring thread

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
another boring thread

Another 12 year-old who thinks a fictional character is, "like, sooooo cool and knows like wow stuff!"

There was once a man with the name of Rufus wang a lang and he bought a bowl of dancing berries that sang choo cha choo choo and they smacked him in the face with a mangled elephant penis...

I know that dude...He likes flooping, right?

Poll Update:

Holy Holes! Watch out 'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?'! 'For the sake of the frozen fish.' is closing in FAST! Only 6.77% away from making all things square and equal in this triangle! What will happen!?!?! It's tooooo much...

Much to the universal sadness of Jolly Roger, this poll shall be closing in as little as 5 days. The big question on everyone's lips is whether 'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?' can hold out to the end, or whether the resurgent 'For the sake of the frozen fish.' will power itself to victory during the home straight! WOW!

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It's all over everyone! YES! The time has come and the BIG winner is...

'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?' !!!!!!

Congratulations to you! You managed a rather meaty 40% of the vote! There was a late surge by dear old 'For the sake of the frozen fish.' which was quite charming, but in the end there was always one winner...

Till next time, and thanks for voting. It's been exciting.

Woo Doo diddle

Reasons To Be Scared - Volume 1: The Return of Equality.

By some outrageous misfortune, 'Yes, of course I speaketh Chineseth. Ni ne?' has had it's sails bested by a North wind. It's all equal despite the poll being closed for the last manymuch minutes! It's a tie, for now...but later, perhaps a cravat.