What do you know about the person BELOW you?

Sure do. I can make posts appear

V Sees dead people

v Once caught their granny in the buff as she was getting out of the shower, so she was glistening wet and the light was shining on her just right, making her seem like some kind of wrinkly goddess.

this morning

V liked seeing their grandma in the buff

v Had a dog named Sarky who liked getting out of the front yard and ran after trucks wth a picture of Life Cereal on the side of it, until one day he was running as fast as he cold, so he gets in front of the back tires. He kept this up for at least 2 minutes until he ran out of energy and stopped in his tracks, not realizing the tire bearing down on him. He died instantly. As soon as the person below me found out, they cried like a little baby girl who just had her lollipop taken away fom her. What a wimp.

not really

V is good at mathes

You guys aren't creative enough in your BELOW you thingys...you suck.

v This person is just going to type a one liner BELOW you, so they will ultimately suck salty balls as I diss them and their perpetual families in my descriptions. Once again I am the ruler of all that is BELOW, while the person BELOW me will just suck.

thanks very much

V is very angry

v Thinks I am angry, when in all actuality I am not angry, since I am just on a message board. As we all know you shouldn't be able to truly lose your anger while typing to someone who is not really there in this digital world we call the internet. The "anger" is just a manifestation of me acting like an idiot to be funny. The person below me still sucks. 😄

i know

V is still mad

v Still thinks I am mad, even though I am not. Now this person is going to need a doctor to retrieve the golf balls they shoved up their ass last night when they were having a swingers party. Who knows why this person has golf balls up their ass, ask them, not me. 😄

j/k

very funny.

V is tired

No, not really. It's only 3:42 pm or something like that.

v Has a friend named Mr. Pixie, a cross-dressing man/woman/thing from another deminsion who will sprinkle you with "pixie dust" (SAND) to make you rub your eyes a whole bunch when it irritates the pupil. Then when you are linded he/she/it will steal your dental fillings and kick you in the nards.

have i

V knows nothing

i know all
v wishes for termites in their undies

True

< Lost inspiration
v Kisses smelly feet, and tells the person to call them Dr. Scholls.

wrong

V likes watching movies

yes i do
v likes watching doggies hump

no,

V One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Sounds about right.

\/used to be a cardboard box in a past life?

maybe
V eats bacon