What do you know about the person BELOW you?

No, I'm in a trailer.

v Their watch is wrong.

No. Its right. 02.47 am

\/can count to 5

1-2-3-5

V Sees drunk people

yes. there you are.

\/knows the ABC alphabet

part of it
v knows how to do calculus

NO I hate math

V lives in a van

I have a van

v likes monkies

mon keys are ok. i prefer sheepys
\/ is tired

nope not yet

v hates his/her mom

no. my mom is cool.
\/hates mr blobby (i do 😠 )

no, wait i killed my dad

V Remember, at 4:00 you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass.

o.O wah

v lives near a tree

haha. well, he's dead, so i'd have to die and go to hell to visit him first.
\/likes smelly feet?

um no

v likes purple things

I like some purple things. Purple hair is cool. I like the multicoloured hair that some people have. it's cool.
\/can see me on CCTV right now

o.O uh wah?

v likes sheep

do not
v likes goats

nope

v likes me 😄

this is true. you are sweet
v hates me

no.

\/is using and abusing me