Like OMG! I was so like just thinking about this, and I totally wanted to be like a horse cos my neighbour has so like got a horse and it is so like cute, and I so like want to ride it and he like so just totally says no! Like complete w*nker, anyway there was like this one time when it was so like raining and the horse was like so getting wet so I went and took it into my house and the guy was so like mad with me and I was totally like OMG it was getting wet. Anyway, my mum like came over and so like told the guy she would totally sue him if he didn't F*ck off, so he got like totally angry and called the police, but the police were so like kind and everything and only gave me like 2 months community service and stuff so it is all like totally OK.