Red Superfly
You creepy little stalker
I defend Star Wars like crazy too.
I used to have a colleage who stupidly only liked Star Wars because she loved the ickle Ewoks. I was going to let rip in comin-book-guy style, but then I realised "it's a start I guess. A piddling, crappy start, but a start nontheless".
I lose a lot of respect for those who say "Star Wars is crap" when they haven't even seen the movies. That really rubs me the wrong way.
Ignorance annoys me anyway, but when it's about Star Wars, it's PERSONAL.
I'm also the guy who everyone comes to about Star Wars stuff. The fact that I win every arguement I ever start or get dragged into reinforces the fact that Star Wars rocks, and always will rock. Start an anti-Star Wars tirade with me, and I'll make your cry.