I almost hit a pair of Turkeys

They just jumped out infront of my car!! scared

I swerved to a stop and watched them gobble their way across the road... 😑

stupid turkeys... disgust

Hey u wouldn't have to buy dinner.

😂 Well wild turkey isn't supposed to be as good....

Wow...

the title of this thread made my day 😖

There was a wild turckey in my back yard once. My dog almost ate it. cept' he only weighs 19 pounds so the turkey would probally kill him first.

Turkeys suck. Chickens are the pimps of the flightless bird world.

I mean come on now. They look dumb, they can't fly and they get eaten regularly......BUT they still walk with the pimpest strut in animaldom.

-AC

😂 Can't argue with that one!!! 😄

Originally posted by Coldfire
😂 Well wild turkey isn't supposed to be as good....

... and they were skinny. 😑

What the hell is that about? They looked like crack-head turkeys... 😄

😂 That's hilarious!!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Turkeys suck. Chickens are the pimps of the flightless bird world.

I mean come on now. They look dumb, they can't fly and they get eaten regularly......BUT they still walk with the pimpest strut in animaldom.

-AC

Turkeys live in denial...

They think they're sooo cool... 🙄

They do think they're cool, and they're sooo not.... 😄

I got attacked by a turkey of some sort at a halloween thing.

Originally posted by rodeoangel
There was a wild turckey in my back yard once. My dog almost ate it. cept' he only weighs 19 pounds so the turkey would probally kill him first.

I'd pay to see that fight... ✅

10 bucks on the turkey!! 😱

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Turkeys suck. Chickens are the pimps of the flightless bird world.

I mean come on now. They look dumb, they can't fly and they get eaten regularly......BUT they still walk with the pimpest strut in animaldom.

-AC

😆

Chickens also have attitude problems.

That's coz they're non-conformist.

God: Fly birdies! Fly!
Chickens: Oh f*ck you. Come on boys lets go to the barn.

*Walk off doing pimp, head-bobbing strut*

-AC

😂 My dog weighs like maybe 10 pounds, so I'm not really rootin for the dog either.....

Oh my god I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that.....😆

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That's coz they're non-conformist.

[b]God: Fly birdies! Fly!
Chickens: Oh f*ck you. Come on boys lets go to the barn.

*Walk off doing pimp, head-bobbing strut*

-AC [/B]

I never met a chicken I didn't like... 😉

Ah, the sweet taste of non-conformity... and fries... droolio

😂 I don't usually meet chickens....... 😛

Originally posted by Coldfire
😂 I don't usually meet chickens....... 😛

You should get out more often... 😛

Chicken parties are off the HOOK!! 😎