Texas' Job Drama!

It's not really a drama, I just wanted you people to open the thread! 😛
I got a job at this swanky web design place!
I fit right in with all those freaks! Anyways, my job is to respond to customer invoices via e-mail. So I wont have to talk to any rude hoes over the phone!
I get this kewl black Dell and I can decorate my work area any way I see fit! You know what that means!!!
Björk Pictures!!!!!!!! 😈

hmm...sounds better than mowing the lawn! 😄

What he doesn't know is his boss wants to kill Bjork. 😂

Yeah..hahaha

Hey Tex tell me how the hell you got that job and I'll try to apply for something similar. It sounds pretty much like a cushy job.

It is until they show you the Matrix.

Well Lance, I registered at Dicker Staffing. When I walked in last Thursday morning they had just gotten the request from PFSweb. So I was the first to apply and I guess I blew their socks off (no sex jokes please) and got the job!!

I start on Tuesday.
They have glass elevators! I'm gonna play on them! 😈

Do the elevators have buttons everywhere and you can go left, right, up, down, north, south, east, west, north-east, north-west, south-east, south-west, horizontal, vertical, and diagonal? You know, the one Willy Wonka has?

BTW, congrats! Only, watch out for your boss's extreme hate for Bjork! He'll shred your pictures and you!

No they only go up and down 😄
Thanks! 🙂

That was a mouth full REXXY.

You're gonna get fat if you get a desk job.

I'm already chubby, so what's it matter?

Hmm, you better switch to diet coke then.

Pepsi is better.

*Starts to hum the Pepsi music*

Pepsi Cola!

but it cant compare to beer 😄

*In Watto voice*

No doubts there.

Let's get drunk.

I'll, uh...wait until I'm older...

Britney Spears messed up the Pepsi song! She's a jerk!

Did you know that there's a city in Washington called Vader? 😄