Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. Then Hermione and Ron decided to make babies over a cloud. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out a picture of Harry Enfield and than pasted blonde hairs to Draco's chin so she would become his ugly girlfriend and kiss the mouth. While giant hairy squirrels, they humped into dogs. Harry conjured Cho to cry into poision so he could jump leapfrog over Neville while Draco went mugglebaiting and hairdressers killed flying Jordan after manicuring Hagrid's Toenails. Fierenze ate Moonpies which tasted like cherries that farted when weiners jumped Over the shoes.Suddenly ron turned gay and killled the bats of the customers. Meanwhile Hermione cursed Percey's spine, but hit harry like padfoot, tickling willdebeasts bellys. Meanwhile Ron kissed Grawps feet then screamed really loudly which frightened his Mum even harry jumped through time, screaming isnt allowed during fore-play. Meanwhile, Ron exploded into 1000 jelliod potatoes. Harry cried because he wanted mung himself but something was wrong with his unmentionables and they Wouldn't do their shoes with honey- free bees monster crept they landed on cameras in Ron's room. When he kissed dobby he went all flustered and Hermione slapped dobby in his groin. When the large wand lit, when the incantation Sectumsempra created cuts on his privates banana, he ass. Love zac_j, danagrint told Ron, who shot himself, that made Hermione horny, pregenant squirrels licked everybodies unmentionables. Spaghettios killed Chef Boyardee kitchen, read cold Mountain books. Then Luna Started singing The Elvis Song "Caught-In-A-Trap". Sirius miraculously Tip-Toed through-the-tulips, After Ron Did something Pervish; playing Under Hermione's Red T-shirt. Ginny snogged Arnorld shyly with tongues to excite the tricky feel. Crookshanks bit hardly on Voldermort's chin and humped Harry's firebolt with excessive Speed. After leaking uranium all over the firebolt. firey fire burned Ron's secret picture. Love can kill especially delicate squishy chips. Squishy cookies you can not kill. There are never pinapples in Harry's life, otherwise people would devour sleeping dragons by tickling them. Pudding will make breakdances , And hamsters dance can-can. Love can hurt if acid spills over the brand fertilizer which is retarded. That's why Draco bought a doughnut for Crookshanks but the only free cubicle was at Winky's sink. Elvis sucks bigtime, Snape Listens closely for apple's Belches, while dancing badly to crazy frog's irritating buttox dance. Pickled Dumbldore's Uni-brow for swimming like a trog horse with a big elf butt. "Kermit free!", Yelled Chef Boy-ar-de. Ginny licked Fred's large portkey. George wanted Kreacher's foot-socket before Fleur could eat nasty Ron who felt the pain of love. But Hermione ate fresh fish when President of Smeltings presented priceless horcruxes statues. Then trouble waited at the corner. Ghost Nearly Headless Nick was nearly peeing loudly on the door unable to stop so he ate his pumpkin pasty and then puked. Godric likes Rowena because Salazar's wand fired blue pixies straight nude with a horny-looking vampire who lactates everywhere including the paste. Puppies use skates when sinks overflow but once Moaning Hermione was nearing death that she sang a hymn while trying to flamingo dance the whole way through the epidemic of cursing cauliflowers.While Vernon masturbated over Ginny, Harry was watching something dirty like he and Draco Skiing together naked dancing close to everybody licking socks. Rubbing their Girlfriends' nipples, that were really close together and odd throwup theres hair everywhere making a disgusting soup in Myrtle's hand for a dementor. Then Ginny Grabbed Harry's hair and pulled his shirt off. They humped doggy-style and missionary. Then