Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up *neville*Who