If I were an evil overlord...

Started by Lan©eWindu™10 pages

Originally posted by Coldfire
The bullet disintegrates in midair. Lance whips around.

"You forgot about me," Coldfire said, "And that's a big mistake."

I have guards watching your every move.

Guards! Arrest that person!

*6 guards step up and form a circle around Coldfire and immediately begin issuing corporal punishment*

With a large BANG! the people surrounding Coldfire were thrown forcefully backwards. "You would dare try and harm me??" she asked dangerously. "You would dare to trifle with a sorceress such as myself???"

Lance are you ok? 😕

*a ninja sneaks in and sticks to the cieling in the shadows. the ninja pulls out chinese stars, and waits for the right moment* 🥷

What you all seem to forget is that I am the supreme evil overlord of this land.

I will NOT say I am invincible, that's another one of my Overlord rules. But I have many different ways to take care of you all.

And yes citizen Ninja, I see you hiding in the rafters.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
What you all seem to forget is that [b]I am the supreme evil overlord of this land.

I will NOT say I am invincible, that's another one of my Overlord rules. But I have many different ways to take care of you all.

And yes citizen Ninja, I see you hiding in the rafters. [/B]

*puts away chinese stars*

damit! u found me!

*jums down, and pulls out my ninja sword* 🥷

"Many ways of taking care of us eh? Coldfire replied, folding her arms across her chest. "I would like to see you try. You're not the first evil overlord I've come up against you know."

Suddenly 24 little red dots start hovering around LanceWindu "I warned you, and have you forgotten my monsters, and body gaurds?" and Four huge beasts swipe away Lance's gaurds like rag dolls.

"You would have done well to listen to me. Being the more experienced and all. As for the sword..." Pulls out an 5'8" blades, "this is for you," and strikes Lance.

Originally posted by Coldfire
"Many ways of taking care of us eh? Coldfire replied, folding her arms across her chest. "I would like to see you try. You're not the first evil overlord I've come up against you know."
i have decided to join you, for i would not win with both of you facing me

Very wise choice

...when did this turn into a RPG?

Originally posted by Imaginary
...when did this turn into a RPG?
umm..just now 😆

"Join me hmmm? Well sure, why not," Coldfire says. "But I hope to see that you don't try to betray me..."

*Lord Windu steps to the side as PrinceofBlades strikes*

You'll have to do better than that young chap, I tire of this lonesome fight. What say we all have a spot of tea and discuss your surrender.

Originally posted by Coldfire
"Join me hmmm? Well sure, why not," Coldfire says. "But I hope to see that you don't try to betray me..."
why would i do that? 🥷

*jumps into the air, and slashes Lance through the middle*

Originally posted by Imaginary
...when did this turn into a RPG?

What other way of finding the flaws to an evil overlord begining's than by experimenting and fixing from the actions of others. That's what made me so experienced, not so much my victories, but defeats.

Originally posted by Beast_Within
why would i do that? 🥷

*jumps into the air, and slashes Lance through the middle*

*maniacle laugh*

You have erred my young friend, for you see I am the master of this world and I can manipulate time and space to my deepest desires. What you though was me, happened to be Coldfire. You have just killed your comrade in arms.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*Lord Windu steps to the side as PrinceofBlades strikes*

You'll have to do better than that young chap, I tire of this lonesome fight. What say we all have a spot of tea and discuss your surrender.

Sorry to fair well with tea, any time of frozen drink will do. And can you turn it down in here, tis a bit warm -90 should do it. And my surrender, how bout our alligence?

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*maniacle laugh*

You have erred my young friend, for you see I am the master of this world and I can manipulate time and space to my deepest desires. What you though was me, happened to be Coldfire. You have just killed your comrade in arms.

<Opens a vile, and mumbles a few words> "This should help" and sinews began to weave at the wound. Nija dude, get coldfire out of here.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*maniacle laugh*

You have erred my young friend, for you see I am the master of this world and I can manipulate time and space to my deepest desires. What you though was me, happened to be Coldfire. You have just killed your comrade in arms.

*stops just before impact, and throws chinese stars at Windu*