if i had paris hilton's money...
1. i'd put a hit out on tinkerbell. that dog was the one who leaked out the sex tape.
2. i'd clone myself and have a fake war, much like star wars.
3. i'd buy a jet pack and be the new rocketeer.
4. build more hotels.
5. bully donald trump and bill gates out of business and make them my b!tches. either that or i go broke trying. it's worth it.
6. build more hotels.
7. donate to charity. i'm crazy, not selfish.