PotC Add a Word Game

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos

hehee sorry 😮 it's just i'd just written that in your pm, so it was the first shop that came into my head hehe

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but

WHAT??? you soooooo cannot buy oysters from Argos you nutter!! 😂

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria

you MIGHT be able to!!!! 😛 goofy

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she *de-allergified*

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!"

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria

One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.

After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"

Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"

"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.

So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.

One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.

Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.

Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning.