because thats the topic
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast, SUDDENLY a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' WHILE