old people

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yesterday while i was driving home, i came across this guy who was driving a ford probe. i was gonna pass him so i merged into the left lane. all of a sudden he flicks his cigarette a$$ to my car. so i looked at him and said "WHAT THE F*CK". he looks at me and he said "WHAT!?". so i slow down and drive around him to merge into his right side, how the f*ck would i know that he wouldn't toss anything else. so when i got there, the light turned red so we had to stop. this old a$$ motherf*cker had the balls to yell at me. he said "YOU DRIVE LIE A PUNK, YOU MOTHERF*CKER! YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, MOTHERF*CKER?! YOU DRIVE LIKE A F*CKING PUNK!" so stared at him and i started laughing my a$$ off and that just made him turn beet red. i said "man, how old are you? you at least a 40-something motherf*cker? and here you are in the middle of traffic picking fights with twenty year olds." so he drove off looking like a complete idiot.

but wait there's more... he merges into my lane and slams on his brakes. he was trying to make me rear end him! stoopid f*cker. so i braked but i didn't overtake him. we sped along the road while i was following him somewhat close, just enough to trap him between the car in front of him and the car to his left side. when the traffic stared getting jammed, i swerved into my left lane, got home peaceably while he waited in traffic feeling like a complete moron (i'm assuming this part)...

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Originally posted by whatshisface
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yesterday while i was driving home, i came across this guy who was driving a ford probe. i was gonna pass him so i merged into the left lane. all of a sudden he flicks his cigarette a$$ to my car. so i looked at him and said "WHAT THE F*CK". he looks at me and he said "WHAT!?". so i slow down and drive around him to merge into his right side, how the f*ck would i know that he wouldn't toss anything else. so when i got there, the light turned red so we had to stop. this old a$$ motherf*cker had the balls to yell at me. he said "YOU DRIVE LIE A PUNK, YOU MOTHERF*CKER! YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, MOTHERF*CKER?! YOU DRIVE LIKE A F*CKING PUNK!" so stared at him and i started laughing my a$$ off and that just made him turn beet red. i said "man, how old are you? you at least a 40-something motherf*cker? and here you are in the middle of traffic picking fights with twenty year olds." so he drove off looking like a complete idiot.

but wait there's more... he merges into my lane and slams on his brakes. he was trying to make me rear end him! stoopid f*cker. so i braked but i didn't overtake him. we sped along the road while i was following him somewhat close, just enough to trap him between the car in front of him and the car to his left side. when the traffic stared getting jammed, i swerved into my left lane, got home peaceably while he waited in traffic feeling like a complete moron (i'm assuming this part)...

You seriously need to get rid of that "Road Rage". Try to drive safe around the elderly.

Yup........

Stupid old people. Ya know, lots of them old ppl have to drive those motorcycles (can't remember what they're called) cuz they bang into other people's cars...🙁 Weirdos.

I rember I was going to let this old guy out but my god he took his sweet ass time to go so I told my friend in the passener seat oops lost ur chance and sped up and made sure he couldnt get out 😛

Originally posted by WindDancer
You seriously need to get rid of that "Road Rage". Try to drive safe around the elderly.

i need to get rid of it? i wasn't the one who threw out the cigarette, i wasn't the one who started yelling, i wasn't the one who tried to get me into an accident. and f*ck old people... they are always so rude to young 'uns. they need to calm the f*ck down and stop thinking that they alone commend our respects. respect is given where respect is due.

plus they need to quit driving 55 mph in the f*cking carpool lane...

Originally posted by DeNiro
I rember I was going to let this old guy out but my god he took his sweet ass time to go so I told my friend in the passener seat oops lost ur chance and sped up and made sure he couldnt get out 😛

i'm a courteous driver. i not 2fast 2furious on the streets. but when one motherf*cker messes up, they mess it up for everybody. i always let people in, it don't take nothin' but 5 seconds maximum to merge into a lane. don't take your sweet a$$ time 'cause that gap will close on yo' a$$ quick style...

Originally posted by whatshisface
i need to get rid of it? i wasn't the one who threw out the cigarette, i wasn't the one who started yelling, i wasn't the one who tried to get me into an accident. and f*ck old people... they are always so rude to young 'uns. they need to calm the f*ck down and stop thinking that they alone commend our respects. respect is given where respect is due.

plus they need to quit driving 55 mph in the f*cking carpool lane...

Yes! you need to be a "Defensive" driver! You know the one the DMV always promotes! A defensive driver knows better than to get into arguments with another driver. It could lead to car collision very fast!

When you were shouting at him that took 1/2 second of your driving awareness! Keep your eyes on the road NOT on some guy that yells nonsense at you! Old people are rude??? Not only old people EVERY irresposible driver is rude!

You have a problem with another driver tap the horn constanly! That will get his attention, don't get into pointless name calling with another driver! Is just NOT safe!

If someone piss you off on the road. Let it go! Don't let the other drivers irresponsibility get to you.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Yes! you need to be a "Defensive" driver! You know the one the DMV always promotes! A defensive driver knows better than to get into arguments with another driver. It could lead to car collision very fast!

When you were shouting at him that took 1/2 second of your driving awareness! Keep your eyes on the road NOT on some guy that yells nonsense at you! Old people are rude??? Not only old people EVERY irresposible driver is rude!

You have a problem with another driver tap the horn constanly! That will get his attention, don't get into pointless name calling with another driver! Is just NOT safe!

If someone piss you off on the road. Let it go! Don't let the other drivers irresponsibility get to you.

i have a defensive drivers lisence. i work for the state of california. they require it to transport patients. and i was speaking to him while i was stopped. i never drove beside him or before him, and i never spoke to him again after the light turned green. granted i was following him but i only wanted to get him back. yes, i know that is irresponsible and immature but he started it...

You sound like a defensive driver. To have a license such as the Cali. CDL means that you are a good driver. I didn't mean to sound like I was coming down on you or anything like that.

Anyways just let it go, is in the past, no need to remenber that awful incident. Just keep it cool! I know is stressful sometimes, but is best to leave it in the behind. Keep it cool 😄

🙂

Originally posted by whatshisface
warning: explicit content...

yesterday while i was driving home, i came across this guy who was driving a ford probe. i was gonna pass him so i merged into the left lane. all of a sudden he flicks his cigarette a$$ to my car. so i looked at him and said "WHAT THE F*CK". he looks at me and he said "WHAT!?". so i slow down and drive around him to merge into his right side, how the f*ck would i know that he wouldn't toss anything else. so when i got there, the light turned red so we had to stop. this old a$$ motherf*cker had the balls to yell at me. he said "YOU DRIVE LIE A PUNK, YOU MOTHERF*CKER! YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, MOTHERF*CKER?! YOU DRIVE LIKE A F*CKING PUNK!" so stared at him and i started laughing my a$$ off and that just made him turn beet red. i said "man, how old are you? you at least a 40-something motherf*cker? and here you are in the middle of traffic picking fights with twenty year olds." so he drove off looking like a complete idiot.

but wait there's more... he merges into my lane and slams on his brakes. he was trying to make me rear end him! stoopid f*cker. so i braked but i didn't overtake him. we sped along the road while i was following him somewhat close, just enough to trap him between the car in front of him and the car to his left side. when the traffic stared getting jammed, i swerved into my left lane, got home peaceably while he waited in traffic feeling like a complete moron (i'm assuming this part)...

f uck the old people! they are not good anyway. Ol people suck big balls! when i drive ill tell them some shit if they get on my way!

my dad's old 🙁 74 exaclty.. 😐
the world's alot better place with people with dentures and toupee's

im old 😐

In old age only salty things have any taste 🙁

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I have good taste 😛

no you dont

Watching the matrix DVD last night I noticed how stilted the dialogue is 😱