Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
hahahahahahahahaha....thatz my away message....lol. Itz funni!