(I never realized that Bjork was on Tex's sig! I though that was just colored blobs!)
I've always wanted to film something of my own. I was going to film a cool little war film with those green plastic army men, and use dirt clods for bombs, but they (the construction workers) took away the Free Dirt since no one else took it, and they built a fence over the remains of Mt. Dirt. And I hadn't read the instruction booklet to my big camera that is bigger than my head. So many buttons...
The movie was going to go like this. General Plastichead was going to lead his men against an army that was against him. General Plastichead's army men were part of the Green Plastic Men Squad. They were going to fight on Mt. Dirt, and the army would be viciously defeated, and General Plastichead and his three survivors, Sg. Green, Lt. Armymeninabag, and Lt. Plastichead Jr. were going to escape to the Big Grill. The leader of the opposing army, Plasticpoop Peter, was going to fight them to the death, and kill General Plastichead, but the three survivors would QB sack Peter and they'd all fall into the Grill, and Plastichead, Plastichead Jr., Green, and Armymeninabag would be honored as heroes.