When man invented spork, everyone walked towards their doom, until Bob decided he'd visit Batman, so merrily they returned with big hugs and ice-cream and lots of porn.
Unfortunately, eleveninches ate the pie and soon soiled his panties;then he took my panties into Tex's door cucumber and inserted his arm into your mouth. Then everything went crazy! So everyone decided to make apple-pie, but someone forgot the most important thing so they flew to this secret cave.
In Metropolis everyone has babies without having spam laced to them so giant ants climbed onto his penis gnawing away at the enormous wart expelling fluid. Afterwards aliens with giant horns got sick because they ate Clovie and vomitted all over their hands and did get spanked as much as you could eat with radioactive poison haggis.
Meanwhile, Dave grappled a radio while KMC people kicked Captain Rex's ass while jumping up towards the huge anaconda.
Misha jumped next to her and kissed SpearHead on the butt, but then pacman wedged spearhead with PIE!!!
On top of a pile covered with pudding cups of empty dreams, there sat hundreds of mini strippers, wow inspired them. All through similar circumstances fell chances under the sink. After a misforunate with Barney, I took stolen female tampons to uncle bob, then there was a nasty tumored toe that looked disgustingly grotesque, and furry like a rabbit. As chicken cooks badly in Russia, most because hundreds died at midnight. New babies crap razors incessantly.
Special cream sauce tastes slightly like sweaty anus juice. Tasty residue flows through hairy dimples, leading over into pink turtle heads. Audacious circumcisions cause shortage in dermatological corn coloured turds developing gradually pubic lice, which itched love handle growing hairs wonderfully around her
Suddenly icewithin decided that Morbid4Daniel should go bring her a portable chicken dildo inside the closet!So it was done from Texas and
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