Life's Unanswered Questions

This thread is to talk about life's unanswered questions....

I'll post some examples...

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If i put on socks, does that mean im already in motion to put on shoes?

Hmm....interesting....

-Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
-Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
-How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
-Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
-Do stairs go up or down?

i made a thread like this once....
i let it die...

Bummer...got any to add?

Why would i get arrested for indecent exposure if i ran down the street naked? my genitals are decent....😄

do gay bars have both male and female toilets?

I like Snipes!

that was a good one!

thanks i guess.

when a mime is arrested does he/she have the right to remain silent

LMAO

lol

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

things that make u go hmmmmmm lol

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

if heaven is made of clouds how come ppl a falling from the sky

How DO they get the caramel into the caramilk bar?

Why did the passengers on the SS Minnow (Mr Howell, Ginger etc) pack so much sh'it if it was only a 3 hour tour?

HMMM>......interesting..........

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

how come its called load of the rings when there was only one to rule them all