If you were the pope what would you call yourself?

thanx god, i was worried for a li bit..

pope a dom

pope pouri

pope will eatitself

Popa Smurf.

Or Maybe - Pope Benevolence the Almighty and Everlasting, Supreme General of the Holy Roman Empire, Saviour of souls, reaver of wicked, Heathen Smiter and Most Sacred Champion of the Vatican.

Nothing to over the top you see, something nice and humble.

Pope Goestheweasle

Pope 'n' Bake

Poppy

pope eye

Pope Bridge.

Pope June Pearl...

Pope John Paul Benedict Urban Pius Peter Linus Clement Leo Alexander Cletus I

🤨 thats long!

it's every pope name I could think of (and i'm a jew!!!)

kewel!!! so am i!!!

and you know that Pius XII, he loved dat hitler, loved dat hitler. and of course John XII, loved da married women, and single women, and little kids, and sisters, and his mama, sometimes all in one orgy.

urgh 😘

ya sickening 😖ick:

oh, and then there's that crusade, where the vatican and the king of france wiped out the cathars simply as a landgrab operation in southern france.

Instant Pope.

Just add hot, holy water....

Mr. Popetato Head

pope a smurf

pope a dontpreach

pope-a roach 😛

If I was Italian, I'd be damn sure to be His Holiness the Pope Guido XIII.

Just because "Guido the Thirteenth" sounds so damn cool.