Who has the best Non-JLO booty?

Started by Miss Kinky118 pages

Originally posted by peejayd
* i think it's not that bad... and one more thing, she got this pretty face...
I never said she wasn't pretty. She still has a fat ass though.

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
I never said she wasn't pretty. She still has a fat ass though.

* can you post the celeb you think got better? i'd appreciate it...

Great pic, Rena! Oh, and I'm glad Revan's considered his lifestyle change. I'll try for one in my boxers next time!

Now about that missing pic...Feanor, we're waiting... 😗

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Niiice. drool Although the pic is a bit dark, perhaps you should post a pic in just a thong??!! Please. naughty

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hahahaha 😆 , sorryhug but im going to have to pass on that one! 😛

Originally posted by botankus
Great pic, Rena! Oh, and I'm glad Revan's considered his lifestyle change. I'll try for one in my boxers next time!

Now about that missing pic...Feanor, we're waiting... 😗


thanx! 😉

yes julian we are all waiting on your pic!!whistling1.......whip

As far as Julian's pic, I have a feeling it's really going to be something special. He's probably spent the last five days getting it all buffed and toned for the picture.

Originally posted by botankus
As far as Julian's pic, I have a feeling it's really going to be something special. He's probably spent the last five days getting it all buffed and toned for the picture.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!😆

i couldn't figure out how to use the damn thigh-master!!! 😛

blame becca...it's her fault i hadn't posted mine yet 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Well then, I suppose, thanks. However, You have got to stop sniffing!! nonoIt's quite disgusting and will keep you single for the rest of your life!

you're quite right and i will take it under serious advisement....the funny thing is tho im such a sick f **** that in middle school i used to do it all the time. i would walk up behind girls and drop a pencil or something, then pick it up and sniff on my way back up....it was a good racket for a while, that is until i got caught! 😱

i was sent to the pricipal's office my parnets were called in the next day, they all gave me a strong lecture and made me promise never to do it again...ever....needless to say THE EMBARRASSEMNT followed me all thru middle school and a little part of high school. the kids were so mean they would write butt sniffer, and all sorts of other degrading things on my locker, books, desk, etc. my name and infamy even spread to other schools. i got picked on all the time, even tho i was sort of a bully myself. so joking about it now is like therapy for me😄

i was finally able to put it behind when i moved away....TRUE TORY

Originally posted by TombRaiderGurl
ok here's mine, i dont really have a ass lol😕

riiiiiiiiiiiiight 😉 👆 😱

Originally posted by manjaro
you're quite right and i will take it under serious advisement....the funny thing is tho im such a sick f **** that in middle school i used to do it all the time. i would walk up behind girls and drop a pencil or something, then pick it up and sniff on my way back up....it was a good racket for a while, that is until i got caught! 😱

i was sent to the pricipal's office my parnets were called in the next day, they all gave me a strong lecture and made me promise never to do it again...ever....needless to say THE EMBARRASSEMNT followed me all thru middle school and a little part of high school. the kids were so mean they would write butt sniffer, and all sorts of other degrading things on my locker, books, desk, etc. my name and infamy even spread to other schools. i got picked on all the time, even tho i was sort of a bully myself. so joking about it now is like therapy for me😄

i was finally able to put it behind when i moved away....TRUE TORY

Ok crazy

And here are the reviews.

Winners:
Kinko's: Considering that this was from someone with KIDS, I've only got two words to describe it: Wow. (2nd word comes in when you repeat 'Wow' after viewing it again)
Becca: BOO-YAH! This is the real deal, folks. An incredulous entry.
Rena: Words are tough to come by to describe this, except for one: "Prototype."

Losers:
Revan: Sad, sad effort. It's tough to be the first one to post it, especially when you know it's going to be one of the all-time worst.
Botankus: This will never be confused with any picture of J-LO. Needs ALOT of work. This guy needs "Buns of Steel" ASAP.
Julian: Not available, which means he saved himself the embarrassment for the time being.

Good work everyone!

Originally posted by botankus
And here are the reviews.

[b]Winners:
Kinko's: Considering that this was from someone with KIDS, I've only got two words to describe it: Wow. (2nd word comes in when you repeat 'Wow' after viewing it again)
Becca: BOO-YAH! This is the real deal, folks. An incredulous entry.
Rena: Words are tough to come by to describe this, except for one: "Prototype."

Losers:
Revan: Sad, sad effort. It's tough to be the first one to post it, especially when you know it's going to be one of the all-time worst.
Botankus: This will never be confused with any picture of J-LO. Needs ALOT of work. This guy needs "Buns of Steel" ASAP.
Julian: Not available, which means he saved himself the embarrassment for the time being.

Good work everyone! [/B]

not yet!!! i wish to be embarrassed also. so here you go! okay...this is what happens when you wear baggy jeans...'nuff said.

Originally posted by Revan Souer
No Im not, it would be enough for a normal straight guy but not me not now that ive seen Crazy's, Rena's and especailly your asses mmmmmm.
I fill like Charlie in a chocolate factory.

Asses gonna have to show Jakki Degg again nice and tight

is that sand her butt...or am i seeing things? 🤨

Originally posted by Fëanor
not yet!!! i wish to be embarrassed also. so here you go! okay...this is what happens when you wear baggy jeans...'nuff said.
Well it's about time!! Well done! I have to say it's not quite up to Revan's standards you'll have to start doing some clenches!! lol

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Well it's about time!! Well done! I have to say it's not quite up to Revan's standards you'll have to start doing some clenches!! lol
HAHAHAHA!!!! I'll remember that when he caresses them oh so gently!!!!

Originally posted by Fëanor
HAHAHAHA!!!! I'll remember that when he caresses them oh so gently!!!!
You whore, Me and Revan(and his wife) got it on at the weekend and he caressed mine oh so gently. Hands off my man, Bi7ch.

Originally posted by peejayd
* can you post the celeb you think got better? i'd appreciate it...
Certainly, the lovely Christina. Or for a non celeb ass mine's a couple of pages ago. 😄

Originally posted by botankus
And here are the reviews.

[b]Winners:
Kinko's: Considering that this was from someone with KIDS, I've only got two words to describe it: Wow. (2nd word comes in when you repeat 'Wow' after viewing it again)
Becca: BOO-YAH! This is the real deal, folks. An incredulous entry.
Rena: Words are tough to come by to describe this, except for one: "Prototype."

Losers:
Revan: Sad, sad effort. It's tough to be the first one to post it, especially when you know it's going to be one of the all-time worst.
Botankus: This will never be confused with any picture of J-LO. Needs ALOT of work. This guy needs "Buns of Steel" ASAP.
Julian: Not available, which means he saved himself the embarrassment for the time being.

Good work everyone! [/B]

Hooray, I'm a winner. 💃 So, if I didn't have kids would that make my ass a loser? 🙁

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Hooray, I'm a winner. 💃 So, if I didn't have kids would that make my ass a loser? 🙁

No, because it would have taken a major, major rump catastrophe to reach the level of those three. Basically, it would have had to fall off completely to become a loser.

Originally posted by Miss Kinky
Hooray, I'm a winner. 💃 So, if I didn't have kids would that make my ass a loser? 🙁
eh? 🤨