Superman vs...

Some very strange event causes the Man of Steel to go into the real world.

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Somewhere on earth, a very pissed of jplatinum because Superman is getting a lot of hyp from saving people, challenges Superman to fight him in the ring; hand to hand. For some unknown reason, he gets two kryptonite rings mailed to him and decides to use it in his fight.

So now the fight will start. Who will win? Does Superman stand a chance? Will jplatinum block all of Superman's punches and strike him 5 times in a second?

IMO I think jplatinum is too fast. I mean Superman has nothing on him since jplatinum will just block all of Superman's punches. And those k rings he has will really hurt Supes.

sups just needs to lay one good punch before the kryptonite starts to affect him and its all over.......

I'm sure Superman would disqualify himself by leaving the ring to handle the kryptonite from a distance. Or be daring and grab the rings off jplatinum and toss them through the roof.

Nah. jplatinum won't let that happen. He's too fast for Superman. Remember he can punch 5 times in one second. The Man of Steel has nothing on him in the real world!

I forgot. If Superman can't punch 6 times in a second, he's dead.

Superman is good as dead in the real world.

I had a feeling a thread like this was going to be made.

Did I miss something somewhere?

another one

Poking fun at jplatinum basing his fights against daredevil and batman purely on how many punches he can throw in a second and how fast he can throw one punch.

A real person can punch 5 times in a second?

Yeah. I haven't seen it or looked it up or anything but it seems feasible.

My cousin is a professional boxer and I know for sure he cannot punch 5 times a second. The only way somebody can punch five times a second is if they are 1 inch punches, and those are not gonna hurt anybody.

I could 1 inch punch 5 times in a second. But it's some martial arts thing. I don't even see why he's boasting about the 5 punches unless it's a MA status thing. It's not like it'd help you in a fight unless you were against a mook.

Anyone could punch five times in a second. My mother could probably do it. People don't understand how long a second is. A sprinter can run aproximately 30 feet in one second.

bruce lee could punch 8 times a second and that is punch something 8 times a second that was 3 feat away.{he shows it in 1 of his movies too[enter the dragon]}

His arms are three feet long?

Everyone who mocks me is stupid.
Of course a well conditioned human body can punch 5 times in a second.
Some people are so ignorant and stupid, dude.
I thought you dudes were smart, but some of you prove me wrong every
time you stroke a post on your keyboard.

Hell no I would not fight superman unless I had kryptonite or an army of well armed millions of people with me.
I choose batman and daredevil in my threads cause they are still human and can still be hurt, still be beaten by a non superhuman.
Don't be a dumbass and post a smart-allic remark about me.

Oh, and Bruce Lee can punch 8 times in a second.
Read a book.

Or I could take the easy way and read leonheartmm's post 4 posts up who said the exact same thing. Nobody is disputing how many times Bruce Lee can punch in a second. Nobody even cares how many times Bruce Lee can punch in a second.