Job interviews

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I have a job interview soon, too.

I don't what to wear, all my clothes are too slutty 😬

LOL!

BlackC@t, what kind of job is it for? If it's for a business work environment, black dress pants are OK. Just make sure your thong isn't hanging out of your pants.

Deano, just put this picture at the top of your resume and you should get the job with no problem.

just dont spark up any conversation about your conspiracy theories and i think you'll do fine

Originally posted by PVS
just dont spark up any conversation about your conspiracy theories and i think you'll do fine

😆 ...i cant believe you're still having a dig at him about that 😂

😗 😇

Tell them you're a student, and that you need the money for books.

Whatever you do, don't admit what you'll really spend the money on: i.e. beer, drugs and lapdancers.

Originally posted by PVS
just dont spark up any conversation about your conspiracy theories and i think you'll do fine

they aint my conspiracy theroes though am they?

Originally posted by jaden101
😆 ...i cant believe you're still having a dig at him about that 😂

he cant help being big headed 😄

"am they?"

You're really showing your black country roots with that one! 😄

i know ar 😄

😄

I'm heading over your way in a bit.

Our kid has just bought a place over by the Burnt Tree island, and I'm going over to help him move stuff in.

wheres the burnt tree island?

i ay familiar with that name

Tipton

Originally posted by Deano
they aint my conspiracy theroes though am they?

i can just see it now 😛

deano: well sir, im resposible, detail oriented...yadda yadda yadda...

manager: well dean, i must say i'm quite impressed! so when can you start?

deano: as soon as possible, sir!

manager: ok then, we'll just need you to sign this release form so that we can view your credit history and we will have a drug screening as well.

deano: ok, no problem...just as long as you wont be planting a microchip in my brain.

manager: umm....what?

deano: don't you know of the world-government conspiracy to microchip the population and enslave the human race?

manager: WELL...OK THEN...thanks for your time dean....we'll be in touch....dont call us, we'll call you...take care now! bye bye!

😂

ud bloody love that to happen u wud!!

If your job interview was anything like mine when i wanted to work in a place like that the only question they will ask is "when can you begin?"

^^ Sounds like they did a great job making sure they had the best person for the job.

im just gonna say

'gimme the job or theres gonna be trouble'

that shud do the trick

just bring your guitar and pose for them 😛

Originally posted by botankus
^^ Sounds like they did a great job making sure they had the best person for the job.

Well there was a five minute talk before that, where he probably just looked at how much he liked me, besides the job doesn't take any skill just that you show up on time and put the products where they are supposed to go...