What do you usually do after you have sex with a horse?

Started by The Tired Hiker3 pages
Originally posted by BackFire
Teehee, two can play this game 😛

You, it was you, wasn't it?! You changed my first post again! 😱 😆 Nice one, Backfire. 🤣

Re: What do you usually do after you have sex with a horse?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Personally, I, The Tired Hiker, think sex with horses is wonderful, I do it constantly, same with cows. 😐

You are 'constantly' having sex with horses AND cows!?! Wow! What stamina...

I also indulge - not constantly, though... - and after the delicious deed I wipe my penis and then drink margaritas.

Good question, though...It's worth asking...

hehe, I'm curious to know what the original thread/post said....

(Smoke...)

Afterwards I usually listen to The Ataris 😊

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
hehe, I'm curious to know what the original thread/post said....

(Smoke...)

Okay, here's how it went. I started a thread called 'What do you do when you are hungry?' In the first post I typed, 'Warning, I am up to shenanigans, just answer the question,' or something like that. So, folks started spouting off about how and what they eat. Then, about ten minutes later, I changed the thread's title to 'What do you usually do after you have sex with a horse.' I changed the first post as well, to 'Personally, I don't have sex with horses so I wouldn't know.' So then, since I fooled everyone, even the genius mod known as Backfire, he retaliated by changing my first post to what it is now, and I can't change it back. So basically Backfire has demonstrated why he is called Backfire once again by making my little plan backfire, making myself look like a horse f*ck*r. 😄

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, here's how it went. I started a thread called 'What do you do when you are hungry?' In the first post I typed, 'Warning, I am up to shenanigans, just answer the question,' or something like that. So, folks started spouting off about how and what they eat. Then, about ten minutes later, I changed the thread's title to 'What do you usually do after you have sex with a horse.' I changed the first post as well, to 'Personally, I don't have sex with horses so I wouldn't know.'

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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
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That's great.

Hey TH, how's it hangin'? 😎

ahh...
see I miss stuff....

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Hey TH, how's it hangin'? 😎

Things are going well, I'm on the hunt for a new pad. I plan on moving closer to my work within a month, and to live closer to the ocean as well. And you? How the heck are ya? 😄

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
ahh...
see I miss stuff....

Yeah, but I did post a sweet recap just for you. 😉

I'm good. I'm trying to get a job and I just bought two new CDs', Taking Back Sunday and The Ataris! 🙂

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm good. I'm trying to get a job and I just bought two new CDs', Taking Back Sunday and The Ataris! 🙂

Are those like the latest Christian bands? 😮

Christian bands!? Ew! No! 😘

Well, that one was called Taking Back Sunday, that sounds pretty religious. 😛 😄

No! Stop it, stop it! STOP IT! weep

okay, I stopped. 😮

nik niak paddy wak!!!

Re: What do you usually do after you have sex with a horse?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Personally, I, The Tired Hiker, think sex with horses is wonderful, I do it constantly, same with cows. 😐

I slap the bi@tch, then i thank god prince charles married her....

😛

Me personally, I light a cigarette and then tell the horse to get out of my bed and take her bitchass into the kitchen to make me a sandwich.