5 seconds to live....

But i went to your picture and it was a girl

that isn;t me, i just found a random pic on the internet

The weres the REAL you?

sitting in my computer chair

I would laugh.....laugh hysterically

Originally posted by Filth
I would laugh.....laugh hysterically

I'm randomly posting, I'm not even sure what therad this is, and I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm happy that you are going to laugh. It's healthy for you. 😄

I would go with "Ur... kidding.. right?" and then drop dead

5 seconds is awfully short. Not even enough for a last "cleaning the ol'pipes" moment.

I would smile and say "Well i'll see you in hell."

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I would smile and say "Well i'll see you in hell."

same here
or maybe
"Sh!t!"

Or ill smile and say "Ill be your friend if you let me live ir TEN seconds."

Id stab his stomach creating a chain of cancer and the only way for him to live is to cut off the rest of his intestines and leaving a small hole in the side of his stomach to take a crap out of.....then id laugh....

or.....

Id be like "F**k...thats just great its just freakin' great..youre wonderful arent you? Getting a kick out of this ehh??AAAHHHHH!!!!!then drop dead..

Originally posted by JLred
Id stab his stomach creating a chain of cancer and the only way for him to live is to cut off the rest of his intestines and leaving a small hole in the side of his stomach to take a crap out of.....then id laugh....

or.....

Id be like "F**k...thats just great its just freakin' great..youre wonderful arent you? Getting a kick out of this ehh??AAAHHHHH!!!!!then drop dead..

in five seconds?

Yes...I wouldnt be alive to see it all but I would know what I did...and thats good enough....

It's the thought that counts right?

Probably a good ol' blank stare while saying "Nice try..."

Maybe, maybe not...

I would tell my best friend that I really did f*ck his sister. 😬

I don't think I would have time to say anything 😐

I would scream "F--- you!!!!" at everyone.