Videogame Character Matchmaking Game!

Duke Nukem and Lara Croft.

Nariko (Heavenly Sword) & Conan

Dante x Bayonetta

And it just might actually happen too.

Fenris (Dragon Age) and Jack (Mass Effect)

They were both abducted as children (Jack taken by Cerberus and Fenris taken by Tevinter slavers) and lived under harsh conditions while being part of a brutal experiment that enhanced their abilities (Jack gaining raw, Biotic power and Fenris having Lyrium embedded into his skin) with their memories being the price as they both have a bad case of mental trauma through the procedures and as they got older, they escaped the life of a lab rat and put their skills to use in their profession (Jack using her powers to live the life as a dangerous criminal (temporarily though) and Fenris as a hero to slavers as he frees them and kills their masters). They'd be a good couple if they can get used to eachothers attitudes.

Originally posted by Bro SMASH
Dante x Bayonetta

And it just might actually happen too.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Sadly I could see it happen.

Don't know why you say "sadly".

And I think we ALL might see it happen in the Capcom x Namco x Sega crossover game.

It's sad because both suck. Chun~Li x Poison ftw ****ers.

^ Must be made canon.

Mike Thorton and JC Denton for MAXIMUM SPY-PONCITUDE! Maybe get Adam Jensen into a threesome depending on his Ponce levels. The dude does have shades built into his face....

He can pimp slap two hookers at the same time yo.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's sad because both suck. Chun~Li x Poison ftw ****ers.

What do you mean they "both suck"? They're cool characters.

Originally posted by Bro SMASH
What do you mean they "both suck"? T

Originally posted by NemeBro
He can pimp slap two hookers at the same time yo.

Ok, that adds enough Pimp-points to even it out.

Substitute Alex Denton in I guess. Get s/he into a Ponce man-sandwich.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That seems fairly self-explanatory.

No it doesn't, otherwise, I wouldn't have asked.

I would imagine that when someone says "X sucks", that would mean "X sucks". It's a little redundant to ask what that means, gramatically speaking.

What you're probably trying to say is, "How do they suck?"

By sucking.

GK: This post bleached for the sake of all by the Better Posts for Better Lives Council.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I would imagine that when someone says "X sucks", that would mean "X sucks". It's a little redundant to ask what that means, gramatically speaking.

It's clearly obvious that I was asking for a reason for what he said (hence; What do you mean they both suck?).

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
What you're probably trying to say is, "How do they suck?"

That's not even the right question anyway.

I mean they are terrible characters.

Much like this conversation. Get back to creepy shipping fanfiction. I world needs more Phoenix WrightxAgent 47!

Originally posted by NemeBro
I mean they are terrible characters.

Well...why?

Or is it that you just don't wanna give a reason?

They are one-dimensional and rely on cheesy one-liners and STYLEZ to be interesting, but see, I don't like their stupid weaboo action nonsense, I think Dante's one-liners are lame in an unfunny fashion, and Bayonetta's rampant sexual innuendo is just embarrassing.