Wolverine vs. Pokemon

Wolverine was relaxing and chillin at bar...until Spiral thought it would be funny to teleport him to the world of Pokemon. Mojo has captured the original 151 Pokemon and has placed them on a island will all environment types. There is ONE pokemon per species. They are all at level 100. In order to get back to his homeworld, Wolverine must track down and kill all Pokemon on the island. The Pokemon are aware of Wolverine's arrival and will not stop at any means to defeat him. Wolverine can only battle one pokemon per time.

Hmm...Mewtwo or someone will stop him. Others are toast.

Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan, also the dragon like with orange skin pokemon can melt rock with his flames, so he ca burn the flesh and the organs of Logan and destroy them.Also Zapdos, the god-like with electrical powers can emit limitless amounts of electricity, how can Logan substain to 2'000'000 volts of electricity?

Pikachu would come up to him and hug him and he'll turn real nice and then Snorlax will come out of nowhere and sit on him

THE END

Muck absorbs physical blows and they are normally very stinky.

Raichu - electrocution.

Mew/Mewtwo - nuff' said.

Diglet is the penis of the earth.

I DID NOT need to imagine that.

Mewtwo. Who needs the other 150

Originally posted by Kento
Mewtwo. Who needs the other 150

😆 Wolverine's jobber aura would allow him to walk through Mewtwo's attack. Logan rips that cats head right off. Logan > Exodus > nukes

He kills all 151 of them.

man wolverine is toast, pokemon may be cute but even pikachu is more powerful than most superhuman marvel characters.

Originally posted by Nataku8188
Diglet is the penis of the earth.

LMAO are you allowed to say penis?

Logan loses. Electabuzz would f*ck him up with a thunderpunch.

Lmao I can't believe I just read this.

Wolverine = Normal/fighting pokemon i guess. He's pretty much holding leftovers and has an ability similar to shed skin as a healing factor.

I'd start off with Golbat (for the speed) and use Confuse Ray. Then I switch to Gengar and use Hypnosis, Curse, and Dream Eater. Hopefully he'll still be asleep when I call out Bulbasaur and use leech seed. If he did wake up AND already snapped out of confusion, then I'd use stun spore to slow him down a bit (even though the healing factor would take care of it eventually). Then use any pokemon with sandstorm and switch back to Gengar since normal and fighting moves don't affect ghost pokemon. Then I just throw ultraballs while those damage over time moves do their thing. When I capture him I name him Cuddles, and he lives out the rest of his days as a slave in my PC until i'm ready to use him. Weapon X all over again i guess.

If he were a pokemon I think he would have that 1 hit KO move Guillotine (decapitate a pokemon!), and probably Bite, Cut, and Slash.
Wolvie just cant deal with the abilities of 151 different pokemon.

You guys sure know alot about pokemon. Makes you wonder.

Originally posted by K3VIL
Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan, also the dragon like with orange skin pokemon can melt rock with his flames, so he ca burn the flesh and the organs of Logan and destroy them.Also Zapdos, the god-like with electrical powers can emit limitless amounts of electricity, how can Logan substain to 2'000'000 volts of electricity?

Great points and all, but pokemon only stun, not kill.

I don't understand why they even bother saying " his skin is 1,000x harder than diamond"

Originally posted by K3VIL
Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan

Any psychic pokemon minus abra could do it. . . (Abra would probably just teleport away)

The electric pokemon are too fast. . .

He could probably take out the fighting pokemon. . .

Even jigglypuff's song could probably make wolverine fall asleep. . .

Kirby wins!!

Does Wolverine get a training montage?

Pika Pika ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!
Hey, are we talkin' normal Wolverine or Fanboy /can-survive-a-nuke Wolverine?

Aren't the Pokémon trainers a bit sadistic? Like that Ash guy. He's always putting the little Pikachu against unimaginable monsters that are thirty times bigger then Pikachu is and have power to move tectonic plates and change the tide of rivers. And in the same time, are invunerable to electrity. Pikachu always gets his ass kicked, and in the next episode finds new power and returns the favor. But nobody get's his ass more kicked in the episodes then Pikachu.

"You can do it, Pikachu!"

"Pika pika.*"

* "Yeah, thanks a lot, *******."

The hits only stun really.