"Charlie I think you should eat some little polka-dotted boars because they smell like fish and goose droppings." Suddenly Charlie yelled, "LOOK OUT FOR THAT POTATO FLYING ON THE SURFACE OF MARS!" Claire looked over at the hippo and yelled "WHY JELLYFISH?" "How come I'm so squishy and stinky?" CLAIRE asked. "You are the most goofy girl in Universal studios in orlando, florida.

"What cheese are moldy and soggy?" asked Charlie. "Sawyer" replied Locke, who came into the picture out of nowhere"whats the babies name?".

Claire replied, "Honestly, Locke, go jump on a porcupine!".

Charlie suddenly pushed Locke, and said"there i helped you"... but "I'm not sure what I helped you do"???

Locke cried, "I'm a weiney" as he did that a baby boar ran passed them and said "eat me with ketchup and a coke". Suddenly, the baby boar stopped and bit sawyer in the crotch and ate it with lemon flavored Jellybeans. "AHHHHHHH" So Sawyer, bit its ear off. Then Jack came and took a look at the oar instead and said "oar? where is the boar? I wonder what else ends in oar!? whore!?!"
"language" said claire "there is a baby now." Kate ate Saywer's big long banana bread. She said it tasted like Jacks but it was cleaner than a giant octapus. So Kate decided to go and find Hurley who was eating vincents tail that tasted like Lockes feet.

Sayid and Shannon were making out behind Hurley when Cuthbert said, "man, where the hell did i come from ?" "You were lying on the beach when Michael was poisoned by Sun who was angry at the giant rock because it was sitting on her hoolah hoop potato," said Jack with a huge intake of breath at the end.

Then Walt appeared out of nowhere. "dude!" said Hurley. "There is a French grapefruit on your insanely large afro. Please eat the pointy urchin." So Walt climbed up onto Hurleys third chin and took a bite and screamed, "This shit is Grapefruit! G-R-A-P-E-F-R-U-I-T! Meet me at the pineapple tree shirtless! Be there or be square!"

So, Jin ran like a cucumber in the middle of Winter with long jons on to the nearest palm tree. There sat a gnome with a high pitched voice!
"Hello, i'm waiting for Sawyer and his sexy body," the gnome said. "Really?" demanded the grapefruit, "you can't have sawyer.. he's mine "

So then they all got drunk on pinacolada's and went skinny dipping! Sawyer was the first one to take off his shirt, "come in jack the waters great! Why fight over Kate when we can have each other?" Then Jack looked into Sawyer's eyes and said, "Sawyer, you are the most wonderful man i have ever met! I want your" upon hearing those words sawyer jumped jacks bones there and then.

Just then, kate wanted in on the action so she jumped on jacks back and said, "Take me to Pleasure Town!".."there will be no returning once your there"..Jack replied whilst simultaneously running his fingers through sawyers hair..they all gazed at each other and knew this would be a moment they would never forget. So Sawyer said, "By the way, I'm pregnant with your child Jack"
"what about me" said Kate. "it's twins and your giving birth to them"..replied Sawyer. "JJ thinks of the craziest stuff!" said Kate.
By then Jack and Sawyers tongues were too firmly locked together to give a reply to Kate's remark.

At that moment on the other side of the island, the others were just sitting down to lunch. It was peanut butter & jelly sandwiches made by Charlie and baby boar who were having an affair.
Claire asked.."Charlie are you doing the whole imaginary food again?"
"me?"
Claire