LotR Family Tree

Started by xXLauriëXx34 pages

i could always adopt her.....😐

who? am i gettin another owner?😱

nope, not u!! 😛 Fea was talking about Fee.. 😑.. man that's confusing

i could always change her name....hm

Fionar adopted daughter to Feanor son of Finwe 🤨

😕

if ya like....i can adopt you as well

and rename you....Femur adopted son to Feanor

wasn't he a turtle or something though?

yes...but through the powers of magic and alchemy, i've changed him back to human

oh.. i never knew pie-eating men were so talented 😛

oy...did ya think that eating pie twere me only talents

nah, din't think so love....

why my gaffer once said to me: feanor, they's moah to life than joost eatin' pie...remembah, you gots ta get out they an live son, live! Else, you'll be nuttin' but a fat ol' man sittin' onna couch all day like Jabbah the Huuut....

😆 😆

Originally posted by xXLauriëXx
i need some cousins! crybaby too many siblings.. cant u be my little cuz?
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yeah that would work.. cos then u could be someone else's lil sis! 😱

i'll be your cousin!!!
I want some pie!! how come I have no pie??

yay! i'll add you to the tree 😱

and as for the pie, you'll have to ask Fea ✅

oh, but I want the pie now!!! 🙁

Originally posted by JohnnyBloom
oh, but I want the pie now!!! 🙁
you can't have pie...as it's my one domain left to me

how would it look if i were to share my with you??? monkey would assume something were going on, then i'd have to - eliminate her 😛 jk

yeah monkey is very... assuming 😂... bless her lil monkey paws 😛

anyway, here u go johnnybloom.. you've got no parents, since rohanspear left.. does that bother you? 😛

WHAT??? First you tell me I have no parents and now you tell me I have no pie either???
... SOMEONE ADOPT ME PLEASE!!

Originally posted by JohnnyBloom
WHAT??? First you tell me I have no parents and now you tell me I have no pie either???
... SOMEONE ADOPT ME PLEASE!!
ok...i will not adopt you, but you can have a tiny sliver of my pie, BUT only one

no more, no less

PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!!!
I feel so privaleged!!! Thanks Fëanor!! (or i gather people call you Fea round here!)
... still wouldn't mind some parents, if anyone's got a set going spare!