LotR Family Tree

Started by Tassie34 pages
Originally posted by Exabyte
Lol, I never saw spiders opening drawers 😑

.. but you've been known to do things that others can't bag 😄

Hey, Smod! 😱 Uhh.. dad..😕
Mother's day's next week! We needs to get Shad something..😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fëanor
😂

quick!!! i need 30 cc's of amphetamines and a saline solution before the monkey flatlines....

*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

oh...too late

*thud*

Originally posted by Fëanor
😂

quick!!! i need 30 cc's of amphetamines and a saline solution before the monkey flatlines....

*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

oh...too late

you aint getting shit without a prescription 😛

Discos - remember to add the family dog who loves me the most ✅

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
*thud*
*sad look on face...looks at clock above the wall*

i'm calling it...time of death 15:49

*plays funeral dirge*

you mean.. there's no monkey? cry

cry

i miss... my monkey on my back

i miss... the monkey too 😛

😆

🙄

glare the eyes laurie

😊...actually, i'm beginning to like it 😄

sorry!!! 🙄... ach! damnit! did it again! 😛

😄 and you did so purposefully

no! never! 😄

where am i in this family again?...

Originally posted by xXLauriëXx
no! never! 😄
i'll take your word for it....literally
Originally posted by Flying High
where am i in this family again?...
a cousin...i think 😛

a long lost cousin, yep 🙂

i have no mum or dad?...

well.. you could be discos lil girl, but.. he says he wasn't ready to be a daddy 😂, and i was thinking that exa and chris could be parents to some of us, but.. she decided to be a spider 😐

erm....discos' child 😐 .......

and yeah....im scared of spiders...i torture them(i wont torture Exa though).....i was blasting one with a hairdryer the other day....then i started with the hairspray(but it smelled)...

Originally posted by Flying High
and yeah....im scared of spiders...i torture them....i was blasting one with a hairdryer the other day....then i started with the hairspray(but it smelled)...

shock 😱

*decides to quickly, quickly leave her lovely cutlery drawer and find a new - more secure - home*