Eastern Thread of the Cheesey-Doom Masters

DOOM! Come, brethren, destroy the North and South! Those cheese-hating fascists must be destroyed! Take back Green Square! Bomb the enemy with Swiss and Cheddar, torture them with Bleu! 😛

*grabs a gun*

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!! 😱

Oo-rah! Welcome, my minions! May the Cheese bring you to Fortune. 😈

muhahahaha!!!!
i laugh at you punny human!
i am one of the dark mistresses of the north!
you aren't even a match for the disbanded south!!

I'm the queen of the east, so 😛

(yes, Rex, I have just declared myself queen. Deal with it 😛)

Well, as long as I can be the insidious Overlord-of-All-with-the-Queen-being-the-exception (!!!), that's just dandy. 😄

My dear Raenef, the South and North are already under my cheese-flavored thumb...

😆

Ready for world domination? 😄 queen

are we talking about the far east?

Indeed, my Queen!

We're talking about the East of the Non-Existant Country! The North is ruled by Dark Mistresses, and the South by Dark Lords...but we are the elite and lucky direction on the compass, who rule with an Iron Cheese Wheel!

the gray havens answer to me!
thus i also control the west!

what the f-- you guys have cheese?!? i am SO in! trasher

No, the West is under control by our allies.

*plots cheesy world domination*

queen

I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.

i do it for the cheese.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.

so that's who you r with POB!

no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!

The cheese rules.

And once our allies to the west have completed their stronghold, we will sweep through and take over the north and the south...and then we shall rule the world!!!!

queen

Originally posted by raenef
so that's who you r with POB!

no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!

So you would LIKE to think....

queen

*journeys to west*
are you guys with me?
*most of pop raise hands*
i guess some of the west is still with you!
northern west is mine
southern west yours.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i do it for the cheese.

That's our campaign slogan, isn't it?