You've BOTH got it all wrong...to be an attention whore, is a finely tuned art....observe....
*strips naked, save for socks and strategially placed whip cream. Hops on a unicycyle, begins juggling poodles, all while lighting himself on fire. Proceeds to flirt with Lana, in addition to making obscene gestures at Lance with his feet* 😄
Originally posted by Da Moose
You've BOTH got it all wrong...to be an attention whore, is a finely tuned art....observe....*strips naked, save for socks and strategially placed whip cream. Hops on a unicycyle, begins juggling poodles, all while lighting himself on fire. Proceeds to flirt with Lana, in addition to making obscene gestures at Lance with his feet* 😄
Fvcker.
Originally posted by Da Moose
I know I know...but I can't exclude your sexiness just because I fear being killed. Sometimes, there are worse things than death...not flirting with you is one of them.
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Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*strips naked, with NO whipping cream and starts walking on his hands while bouncing a full grown tiger on his feet*
*puts up large sign reading "Ken the Amazing, performing only in the Middle!"*
Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
*strips naked, with NO whipping cream and starts walking on his hands while bouncing a full grown tiger on his feet*
The potential is strong with you young Windu.....but you are not an Attention whore yet....
Let go of your inhibitions...only THEN will the whoreness FLOW through you...
Originally posted by Da Moose
The potential is strong with you young Windu.....but you are not an Attention whore yet....Let go of your inhibitions...only THEN will the whoreness FLOW through you...
*kicks Da Moose and steals his driver's license that proclaims him to be an attention whore*
Ah ha! Now I am the whore!