South-East Northern Thread of the Mid-West

blowup

*marks spot* 😊

There's things that go bump in the night here. Be warned! omg_smilie

oh well at least this smells like home droolio

Curl up by an oak tree and the elves may bring you food and drink for your journey!

are the elves yummy?

You mean, are they hot like Orlando Bloom? Or do you mean, do they taste good?

do they taste good 😐

Yes, they taste like pepperoni pizza. 🙂

But they look like Fred Savage. 🙁

pizza droolio

Im from the North! we are allies! 😱

I am the Commander of the Norths army 😛

I'm from the south and I don't remember us having any elves. No matter *cocks shotgun* I think I can finally do something to relieve the stress. 😮‍💨

OUT 😠

I don't think so. *smiles* now lets go find some elves. *leaves to go hunting*

*taked my pike and stands infront of him*

You aren't getting anywhere near those elves

*fixes my dragon head-shaped helmet*

Now really is this neccesary. *Disappears, reappears behind him* Here I'll make you a deal, I won't kill them, but leave it to nature to do it's part.

lol

Would you care to join me Anna? *offers her a rifle*

*throws stuffed animal elves at POB*