How To Kill Wolverine

Started by Swanky-Tuna34 pages

Originally posted by pr1983
and chaining him up wont do it, he can eat parts of his body and regenerate them...
Logically, that wouldn't only slow down his eventual starvation. Plus, how many people have you chained up? I don't give them the slack to move let along eat themselves. unless it's their lips. That would be hilarious to watch.

Topic-wise, I'd say bolt weights to his forearm bones and spin him around by his feet until his arms rip off and all his blood drains out. If they don't rip off, rig up irrigation tubes to his veins. Repeat if necessary.

Originally posted by persian85033
How?

Dunno, but it happened before

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Logically, that wouldn't only slow down his eventual starvation. Plus, how many people have you chained up? I don't give them the slack to move let along eat themselves. unless it's their lips. That would be hilarious to watch.

i know, but how long will it take him to starve? and yeah, he'd have to be chained up pretty tight...

Topic-wise, I'd say bolt weights to his forearm bones and spin him around by his feet until his arms rip off and all his blood drains out. If they don't rip off, rig up irrigation tubes to his veins. Repeat if necessary.

that'd do it...

simple, poison him with gas, , take all oxigen form a closed room, or nuke him,his adamantium may resist the bomb, but i wanna see his flesh recover from that. even if he do, that would be to painfull to resist and he would commmit suicide.....eating his claws.

You mean how to kill him with resources which can obtain any non super powered being?

1.Assault Rifle equipped with:
Depleted Uranium Bullets
Flamethrower
Grenade Launcher

2.Laser Rifle:
Aim at his hearth, shoot him, the laser will pass through his heart, frying it.

3.Nuclear Strike:
A single nuclear bomb, Wolvie is dead.

4.Massive Trap:
Trick into reaching a place where you've prepared various traps for him:
50 Elitè Mercenaries equipped with the Assault Rifle in point one, a pool full of liquid metal in which Wolverine will be forced to fall thanks to the fireweapons, then fill it with liquid nitrogen at 77°K, then once Wolverine is blocked into that, strike the pool with missiles, rockets, grenades.

5.Massive Trap 2:
50 Elitè Mercenaries equipped with the Assault Rifle modified to hit him with electrical discharges like those of a taser are waiting for Wolverine in an electrical central, they will stun him, then throw his body against a transformator, killing him.

6.Massive Destruction:
You hire 20 Mercenaries to run against Wolverine with 20 trucks into Times Square while Wolverine is walking, blocking all the access to the square, surrounding Wolverine with the trucks, which transports fuel, and are also carring 2tons C4 explosive for each one.
Then the 20 merc will shoot at Wolvie with tasers and flamethrowers, and leave him on the ground watching the detonation killing him.

7.Stab the Logan:
Stun him, then stab him against a wall with knives or poles, then burn up
his body, then make the wall exploding collapsing on Wolverine, if it's not enough and he's still alive, put a grenade into his mouth, or a huge piece of C4 and detonate it.

omg whats the big deal....cut his throat.....end of story.....maybe the skin will heal.... but blood wont flow to his brain.....and brain dead=no healing factor.....

Originally posted by colossus17
omg whats the big deal....cut his throat.....end of story.....maybe the skin will heal.... but blood wont flow to his brain.....and brain dead=no healing factor.....

The deal is getting to close combat without adamantium knifes which can substain the attack of his adamantium claws, and also being hitted from his adamantium laced fists.

yes but we didnt establish the fact that we had to fight first in order to kill him.we are just talking about ways to kill him....assuming you have already apprehended wolverine

have magneto take away his adamantium and then cut his head off. not too hard right?

nukes wouldnt work hes been nuked before stop with the nukes just send sabertooth at him straped with c4 when tooth gets pissed about loseing hell detonate bye bye wolvie

Bring him to the Dark Lord!!! Men of Rhun!!!

well, here's one way to kill wolverine:

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Originally posted by dominic/wolf
nukes wouldnt work hes been nuked before stop with the nukes just send sabertooth at him straped with c4 when tooth gets pissed about loseing hell detonate bye bye wolvie

a nuke would work... that comic was bullshit...

Shoot him in his eye-socket! 😱

I remember someone threatened him with a gun to his lids and he straightened up real quick... 😉

Good ol' blue archangel could have paralysed him with his wingblades (temporarily of course) and quickly cut of the head. Wolverine should then be dead, but for fun and to make absolute sure throw the head in a volcano, or blast it into space. It doesn't hurt to be thourough... 🙂
AND for the love of god don't let him near crystals that can regenerate his body from a single drop of blood! ❌

or have a high-order telekinetic pull apart his molecules or (this sounds funn) tampering with his gentic code to turn him into a dolphin or a flapjack...sorta like what Rachel did with her DNA during Uncanny

Nah, Sabertooth couldnt kill him

Colossus could

become metal, hold him, jump into the water, and wait till his lungs fill with water, then hold him some more 😛

coz in metal form colossus doesnt need to breathe

first you gotta find a way to remove his adamantium from his skeleton and after that you could just cut his head of!

Unless he can grow out a new head he is dead 🙂

There is this guy, dunno his name, who kills everyone by making them look into his eyes. He killed Wolverine and ressurected him to have a killing machine to take over the word blah blah, the usual.
Here in the Netherlands its the newest Wolverine issue.