Colossus vs Thing

Started by armandovalles4 pages

Colossus vs Thing

Whats harder, steel or rock?

Current Thing: Average CL 100+

VS

Current Colossus: Average CL 100+

Colossus steel breaks rock.

yea, well i think currently the Thing would win cuz they are they same strength basically, but the Thing has much more heart and is a much better fighter.

Originally posted by armandovalles
yea, well i think currently the Thing would win cuz they are they same strength basically, but the Thing has much more heart and is a much better fighter.
you'd be pretty pissed if you had no wiener

you saying the Thing has no "thing"?

Originally posted by Mainstream
you saying the Thing has no "thing"?
if he had one he wouldn't be so pissed

Poor Alicia if thats true which I don't thing it is

I guess he'd have to be happy if he has one....I mean...it'd always be rock hard won't it...heh heh heh heh.

Originally posted by whirlysplat
Poor Alicia if thats true which I don't thing it is
if he does have one it's probably just a weird stone column that would probably kill her

Originally posted by Mainstream
I guess he'd have to be happy if he has one....I mean...it'd always be rock hard won't it...heh heh heh heh.
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guys the thing has a weiner it has been stated before....he used it to deafet SS ....

Originally posted by colossus17
guys the thing has a weiner it has been stated before....he used it to deafet SS ....

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I have horrible images swirling through my head after reading that...how exactly did he "use it" to defeat someone?? Or do I not want to know?

-DM

P.S. I read an alternate history comic where he had a son (same rock skin and all), the comic was called Universe X...so apparently he had one in that.

Alica used her powers to makes Ben two twin boys....they didn't have the kids the "old fashion way."

Originally posted by Mainstream
Alica used her powers to makes Ben two twin boys....they didn't have the kids the "old fashion way."
the old fashioned way is having the stork deliver the baby of course

ummmmm not quite what I meant....your folks haven't given you the birds and bees talk have they?

High class discussions we have here at KMC...

"So, does Thing have a wiener?....discuss."

lol...

-DM

guys seriously.......ignorat people check the issue where he "clobbers" the SS with his wiener.....it has been said that when combined with ben's will power its one of the strongest weapons on earth.

I remember that comic it was titled......*dramantic opera music plays* "Beware the Thing's Thing"

Originally posted by colossus17
guys seriously.......ignorat people check the issue where he "clobbers" the SS with his wiener.....it has been said that when combined with ben's will power its one of the strongest weapons on earth.
not even Thor's hammer can compete with Thing's boner

It was said that the Thing's Thing is a weapon of supreme power....legend has it that it could even stop the Juggernaut. Doom, Apoc, even Lex Luthor have all wanted Things rock....attachment for their Sinister Scheme's...hell even Mr. Sinister wasn't the rocky rock for his sinister experiments. It is also believed that in the marvel universes darkness hour...Ben Grims thing will be needed to bring the light back into a bleak troubled time.