I'll vote Asian Hulk and Swanky.
And I'd remind everyone that we're on an online Comic Book Versus Forum, and we're by definition somewhat geek-ish...random people we'll never meet, of varying maturity levels (as we've seen on this thread), insulting one another doesn't have to mean anything unless we make it into something. If you just ignore it, it goes away and we can go back to more productive discussion and the (usually) harmless insults and ribbing that goes on normally on these forums.
-DM
P.S. Thanks Metalmanx...didn't think I was on enough for anyone to consider a "Top 20" type.