Women

well, I sure didn't knew that rule ... now we're getting there (and on topic even 😱 ) what rules are there exactly?

no, too early 😛

ok... ra ver blue than 😛
oh! I know how! I can first aid myself 😄

Now you do and will receive a lot less pain - be thankfull 😄
Oh not that many - rules concerning exactly what part of it all?

You're worse than me, old man, and that's pretty bad 😄

No! No blue! *wags finger threateningly* you dare!

So you ARE capable of multitasking?? 😄

i change my mind. 😆
i'll interupt. 🙄

y not blue?

yeah, never stand between a girl and her pillow 😖
ermm... just give them all; that would be easier 😄

but I do need my nap at my age 😉

ok... no blue ... purple? 😄

only if I don't breath at the time 😉

Exactly! 😄
I know I said there weren't many, but still, haven't got all day here 😄 Be specific!

Okay, then. You can have a pillow if it's really bad 😉

No purple!!!! 😠 Just your nice, natural what-ever-color-that-is-color!
(do you think he should dye it blue, Clovie? 😑 )

What if you have a heart beat?? 😄

(blue? no.... purple yes 😂 i dyed myself once into purple 😂 sowwie... i'm not the right person to ask about the quality of natural hair color 🙄 )

is it precioussss to them? 😛
ok... how about food? what rules do women have about them?

oh, that would be ace *gets drowzy*

but I don't like my color I wanna change 😱

than I'll stop that one too first 😱

*sigh*

I can forgive you, Clove 😄 Just don't give this weak soul any fabcy ideas, okay? 😛 I'm not sure he knows what he's dealing with ...

Regarding food?? Hmmmm ... good one! As good, as tasty and as much as you can buy for as little money as possible! And there must always be sweets afterwards! Those a the holy rules, remember them and say them aloud before you go to sleep!

*pokes you in the side* don't go to sleep now, old man! I'd just get bored 😛

That's irrelevant!
But if you really MUST change, can't it be to a natural color? 😐

😂 you're tough! How'd you do that?

really??? for as little money as possible???? no expensive restaurants or anything??? you got to be joking 😖

I'll give you a pillow so you can't fall asleep out of boredom 😛

sure, I'll go for ... red 😱 😛

by concentrating 😉

I thought you meant home cooking!!
Restaurants have a completely different set of rules! And they vary much more from woman to woman. Some don't like very fancy places, some do, some want's to split the bill, some don't. This is more complicated than can be taught over computer, you need a personal trainer 😉

Oh no!! Not the pillow!!! 😱

*sceptical* How read is that?? As in red red? Or brownish red? Or blackish red? Or ... whatever other red ...

Ypu're not concentrating now, are you? That'd be scary ...

Originally posted by Line
I can forgive you, Clove 😄 Just don't give this weak soul any fabcy ideas, okay? 😛 I'm not sure he knows what he's dealing with ...

Originally posted by Line
I thought you meant home cooking!!
Restaurants have a completely different set of rules! And they vary much more from woman to woman. Some don't like very fancy places, some do, some want's to split the bill, some don't. This is more complicated than can be taught over computer, you need a personal trainer 😉

Oh no!! Not the pillow!!! 😱

*sceptical* How read is that?? As in red red? Or brownish red? Or blackish red? Or ... whatever other red ...

Ypu're not concentrating now, are you? That'd be scary ...

yes! the ultimate bribing way ... a pillow *raises eyebrow*

well, ... red as in ginger, is that good? 😄

I'm focusing on the typing, and than on the breathing 😛

tsk tsk are we still discussing us women 😎

Clovie: Yerssot, of course. 😛

That's just the bad thing about being a guy - sometimes you need to do a bit of abstract thinking 😛 I'll send you a catalogue over the personal trainers ...

Don't do the eyebrow thing again ... Or the pillow will turn against you!

What nuance of ginger?

That's good. Take intervals 😄

Silver tears: yeps! Still us women!

well, we just want things rational 😛 how can we be nice to someone involving food if it's all about abstract thinking? 😛 great! are there nice people in it? 😄

what's it going to do? bite me? 😛

erm... the eating kind? 😖

intervals! that's good thinking you got going there!

somehow I fail to see that 😂

Silver tears: just look a bit closer 😄

It's not! A good advice would be to agree, right away! on, who pays (and why!so there's no hidden agendas!), where to eat (and why!), what to eat (do compliment her sense of picking low fat food!) and where to sit. After that, you can be as rational as you like (but do notice her nes hair cut!) and eat as much as you like (but no too noisy, at least not if you wanna go out with her again!)
Sure! Plenty of nice people! I can recommend Jeremy ... 😄

You have no idea what an angry pillow might do 😈

I'll just have to go look as some ginger again before I make up my mind ....

I know. I've tried this thinking matter a few times before ... 😄

well, that's a bit of a problem... I never want guests to pay 😖 does that count as a secret agenda? and why would someone compliment a girl on picking low fat food? and what to say? "you're not fat?" or "you certainly need it!" 😛 and what if she doesn't have a nice hair cut ? 😖 and hwen I eat as much as I like, we won't leave that soon 😛

hmm, got bad memories of a jeremy, got any other suggestions? 😛

it might keep you out of your sleep? 😛

quickly, I have the bottle in my hand already 😛

so, it's proven to work? I'll get on it straight away 😄

Don't comment on the weight period, your best bet 😖mart:
Don't say anything unless it's nice 😛