Are we there yet?

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mommy why does granny smell like tht?

mom! granny is pretending to be asleep, I even slapped her to wake up, she's totally faking her sleep, can u wake her up?
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mommy wats the "farm" like where the dog went to last summer.?...

Originally posted by Alice_In_Chains
hahaha
mommy wats the "farm" like where the dog went to last summer.?...

this is the worst joke ever but here it goes

Kid: Mom?
Mom: yes dear?
Kid: does love have legs?
Mom: no...why?
Kid: the other day when I went to daddy's office he was in his office yelling "open ure legs love!"

can ya buy me a car?

my dad would say "hold ure breath until ure bday"

..and until ure old enough to drive 😆

Originally posted by IceWithin
cruel!!

this is the worst joke ever but here it goes

Kid: Mom?
Mom: yes dear?
Kid: does love have legs?
Mom: no...why?
Kid: the other day when I went to daddy's office he was in his office yelling "open ure legs love!"

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my idiot brother would always say, "what's my name" over and over and over again, even if u said his name he would still do it, and ignoring didnt help

😑 kick him in the balls, work with my little brother 😊

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