drunken stories!

i got felt up at the weekend by princess leia and wonder woman...whilst drunk...that was fun

...once I throw one of my boots at my boyfriend (at this time)`s head...usually I throw like a lil girl (since I am one) but than...it was bad...but he deserved it.
It happened on our vacation trip to greece on a boat after I found out that he cheated on me. before I did that, I tried to jump of the boat, cause I was totaly drunk but then I thought about it and came to the conclusion not to do it and instead to hit him with my boot.
Since I have done a lot of stupid things when I've been drunk, I don't drink anymore.

The other day I ate about 5 pounds of chinese food and then got shitfaced and woke up in 5 pounds of chinese puke

....puke all over yourself...that happened to me a lot of times...eww

ive gotten drunk at a rave and woke up with a goth girl in someone elses house =\

that's different 😬

hmmm lemme think... not really anything too extreme when I was drunk... just calling things by different names like a fly a shoe, and my camera was my telephone and I was walking like an old lady against the wall for support 😮