The "my ______ can beat your _____" game

Its easy

ex.....

my dad can beat your dad in a race around the world...

just make it make sence

my dad can beat your slippers

My 3 legged dog can beat your 2 legged dog in a race around the yard.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
My 3 legged dog can beat your 2 legged dog in a race around the yard.

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my snail can beat your slug in a speed run

My Karate Kid can beat your Honor Student 😄

Originally posted by IceWithin
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my mouth can beat ur mouth in an eating competition (wtf?)
i think im losing it...lost it

My clay dragon can beat your clay tiger (04wayne, yeah you look at this baby!)

My nose can beat your nose in a running contest

my hand can beat your butt

my computer is better than your computer

My fox can beat your tank